ur obviously fucking lazy if u took ooffence. its been since pre-history that the woman provided for the man. we're the fucken reason u didnt get killed by lions and dinosaurs and extincted u dumb bitch!!! we were the ones thousands of years ago hunting lions with spears saving u from geting savaged to death. so i think you owe it to us to fucking cook us a nice fucking meal for fucks sake FUCK!
Dont you think you owe it to us for letting you fuck us, impregnate us, then 'further' our species by giving birth to miniature versions of yourself, which in the grand sceme of things, would do more bad than good, and nothing good for the sanity of the person cooking you dinner, ie; the bitch you reproduced with.
see, its like a big circle of shut the fuck up and go to work to pay for my new prada handbag i just bought with your credit card. :]
and for the record, i'd love to be a housewife.