Make your own pick-up lines! (1 Viewer)

[vannilla_latte]

i have a cat. she'd really like to meet you

 

[Azure]

babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is ur dad a mechanicc, coz ura fuckn machineee

fuck i made myself cringe

 

[vannilla_latte]

babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is ur dad a mechanicc, coz ura fuckn machineee

fuck i made myself cringe

im a robot. wanna push my buttons?

 

[onur91]

Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.

If you were a burger, you'd be called the McGorgeous.

 

[Failure_123]

damn virgins, you guys are horrible.

wanna australian kiss? its like a french kiss but DOWN UNDER.

 

[Studentleader]

This'll work if you're in a fish suit: "I'm just looking for a nice piece of bass".

Maybe.

try it for 1 internets

 

[mitchy_boy]

i like my women like my coffee. ground up and in the freezer.

 

[MysteryGenius]

lol eww xD

 

[mitchy_boy]

lol eww xD

never seen insanity wolf?

 

[Jaundice]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/10726_165679443209_715483209_3622586_4817726_n.jpg

Matthew Goodwin says:

Ladies my dick tastes like twinkies

 

[khorne]

ummm who his matthew goodwin?

 

[Absolutezero]

Originally Posted by Shadowdude
This'll work if you're in a fish suit: "I'm just looking for a nice piece of bass".

Maybe.
try it for 1 internets

Definitely worth trying.

 

[Shadowdude]

Go up to a girl in an astronaut suit and say: "I'd like to visit Uranus".

Go up to a girl wearing one of those large #1 supporter glove things and say: "And that's just the size of my hand!"

Go up to a girl in a fireman's suit or those Hazmat suits: "I'm very much into safe sex"

 

[Arceupins]

Hi I'm Shadowdude.

 

[Shadowdude]

Go up to a girl in a Viking helmet (with horns) and say: "Well, yes... I am quite horny"

Go up to a girl in Subway (store)-related clothing: "Why yes, I am a foot long"

Go up to a girl in a dog costume: "Wanna bone?"

 

[Absolutezero]

Go up to a girl in a Viking helmet (with horns) and say: "Well, yes... I am quite horny"

Go up to a girl in Subway (store)-related clothing: "Why yes, I am a foot long"

Go up to a girl in a dog costume: "Wanna bone?"

Any pick up line involving a costume should be avoided.

 

[MysteryGenius]

never seen insanity wolf?

i thought it sounded familiar

 

[Shadowdude]

Any pick up line involving a costume should be avoided.

But it'll work at fancy dress parties though.

 

[Absolutezero]

If you've seen this episode of HIMYM, you'll know that's not true.

 

[Shadowdude]

I haven't seen it... I believe that show is when Jeopardy! is on, so yeah.