Hit Rock Bottom. (i am not sinofile!!!) (2 Viewers)

[Nick_Tully]

I am posting this from an anonymous account so my friends don't find out.

Yesterday I went to Myer and bought a small bottle of my best girl friend's perfume. I said to the sales assistant it was a 'gift'.

On the way home I stopped by the sex shop and purchased an inflatable life sized sex doll.

When I got home, I printed out one of her profile pics from facebook, taped it over the head of the sex doll, sprayed her perfume on it and had sex with it.

Afterwards, I felt strange as I eased back on the couch and considered the line I'd just crossed.

 

[Shadowdude]

Hey sino, how's it going with med science girl?

 

[Nick_Tully]

There is a moment of regret, followed by vast sadness. Then comes a tidal wave of euphoria that sweeps away every negative thought in my head. I’ve never felt so alive, so hopeful — and I’ve never felt such energy.

 

[abbeyroad]

now what would your uncle shane says

 

[Shadowdude]

You're obviously 18+ to go to a sex shop... oh lawd.


Umm, you should go post it on reddit (?) in 'creepiest things evar'.

 

[SylviaB]

oh okay reddit

 

[Shadowdude]

To the OP: How does it feel to lose your virginity to a plastic doll?

 

[ohexploitable]

To the OP: How does it feel to lose your virginity to a plastic doll?

u can't lose ur virginity to a plastic doll you derp

 

[Shadowdude]

u can't lose ur virginity to a plastic doll you derp

It was for effect.

Fine... to be more clear, replace it with: "first time" or whatever.

 

[hungwell1337]

how do u know it was his first time?

 

[Shadowdude]

how do u know it was his first time?

I'm sure if he had it before, he wouldn't go to the extremes to screw a plastic doll.

Heck, I don't think even sinophile has done that.

 

[terminator69]

u can't lose ur virginity to a plastic doll you derp

Well maybe not a doll, but you don't even need the doll. Just use a bed frame, pillow, condom, plastic bag, optional lube and I'm 80% sure that you can emulate 80% of the experience of losing your virginity. Go on, prove me wrong.

Actually, if you combine my method just mentioned with OP's use of a profile pic print out, I'm sure you could reach 85% of the experience.

 

[Shadowdude]

Well maybe not a doll, but you don't even need the doll. Just use a bed frame, pillow, condom, plastic bag, optional lube and I'm 80% sure that you can emulate 80% of the experience of losing your virginity. Go on, prove me wrong.

Actually, if you combine my method just mentioned with OP's use of a profile pic print out, I'm sure you could reach 85% of the experience.

+ the perfume to make it smell like the girl just like in the OP

90% of the experience?

 

[terminator69]

+ the perfume to make it smell like the girl just like in the OP

90% of the experience?

I don't know, man. Why don't you try it right now and then reply with your rating of gratification?

 

[Shadowdude]

I don't know, man. Why don't you try it right now and then reply with your rating of gratification?

Not 18, can't go get a sex doll - sorry.

 

[terminator69]

Not 18, can't go get a sex doll - sorry.

Are you forgetting that my method doesn't require a sex doll???

 

[Shadowdude]

Are you forgetting that my method doesn't require a sex doll???

But you're only 80% sure, what if this particular occurrence results in the other 20% probability being activated?

 

[terminator69]

But you're only 80% sure, what if this particular occurrence results in the other 20% probability being activated?

Pussy is pussy.

 

[Shadowdude]

Pussy is pussy.

wat. no, it's a whatever it is - bed post, condom, lube whatnot.

 

[terminator69]

wat. no, it's a whatever it is - bed post, condom, lube whatnot.

And it counts as 80% pussy. What is your point?