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Well the cage part is a bit over the top my cousins wouldn't hurt a fly(more likely play strip poker with it) but by the time my cousin was 12 he was drinking and he had an anonymous threesome with two girls

Evan suggests Return of the Jedi as the Ewoks have a party then

It will not be enough, some of my relatives, who are much younger than me no less, would probably be extreme enough to get you drunk till you fall sleep then keep you in a cage as their pet "twinkie" for a week.

Diana obviously has no idea how randy homeborn europeans are, Evan was horrified at the things some of his cousins were up to by the age of 12, things Evan thinks most people don't do before the age of 21 at least

Evan is sorry to have hurt Katie's feelings and apologises

Evan gives Marcus kudos as Evan could never have managed Mandarin to that level.

Evan says that was Katie's job, why else do you think the job was down so quickly? Everyone knows Katie likes it nasty :D

Evan places money on Europe probably Greece.

Evan says all hell did break loose, all hell the donkey broke loose last wednesday and left brownies on the pavement

Evan cannot indulge your request as he loves making people laugh

Is Diana asking if Justin & Marcus fancy each other?

Ah ah ah Katie should stop transferring her unrequited passions onto Evan and accept the fact that she will want Evan for the rest of her life and that Evan simply does not feel the same way. Evan will graciously allow you to keep those nude pictures of him you purchased off the black market

Evan says Katie should definitely accept the fact that Evan got one over on her, as Evan most emphatically maintains he is not under her ;)

Evan thinks Justin would be a fantastic teacher. Congratulations! And Katie..sigh, Evan just cleaned your slobber from his feet from when your fetish lusts had driven you to lick them dismorning, if you want more feet Evan is sure Diana, Justin & Marcus will oblige you Edit: Congratulations...

Evan looms over Katie and says - "Fee,Fie,Foe,Fum I smell the booze of a drunken one" Evan then chases Katie down the beanstalk

Evan has not electrocuted himself as far as he can recall but he has had seizures which are similar so sympathises and hopes no one recieved any lasting damage.

Oh dear, what did you do ?

Evan thinks Katie is an abominable & execrable snob :vcross:

Evan's pic is of a guy on dope that he found on a website, Evan was initially going to use something cooler but it was too big

Evan is very fidgetty when he is sitting down so tries to multi-task so Evan has been performing searches on google about everything while watching a bit of TV and talking on this messageboard