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I'll "fix" your "phone line".

Nets? lyke fishnets? (mild nsfw-ness)

emily puts out if you be heaps mean to her

Nah, you're doing a good job. Besides, I'm wearing trackies too.

The macquarie fields one was way better.

The moral of the story, girls, is that if you blue-ball your boyfriend, he will get sick of your shit. If he says he doesn't mind, he's lying.

what a boring topic, lets go back to ripping off Bendeguz

I've never bought women's shoes, so I wouldn't really know, but aren't all sizes the same?

Isn't "Celibate Bachelorhood" an oxymoron?

Sexy girls are generally short, the corollary that being short makes you sexy is specious.

come to my house tomorrow night so we can drink red wine and party

My parents mostly drink red wine, esp lately since they discovered that grey's auction website. So I just started because it was available, and I'm an alcoholic. It's interesting cause its like the only alcohol you have at room temp, so a good winter drink. It's quite a cozy drink.

Last night. I drink it a fair bit, it's quite a relaxing drink.

I took a sip of red wine and nearly threw up. My liver hates me.

do you do the form online?

They should just assume everyone was disadvantaged.

nah we were drinking to celebrate an exam being over. I can't wait to start studying for my other 2 exams, they're much funner courses.

well, I think I will pass, but I'm not certain.

I was pretty quiet though cause I was fucked over with hangover. I still feel kinda sick :s

Serius keeps getting rickrolled.