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I came out of that song thinking, "do you reckon his pubic hair got singed at all?"

That's the basis of most of my friendships ^_^

Yeah, a few people didn't like it when I started going out with my ex. I was a Christian, and she claimed to be a servant to Satan. Still, I didn't let that stand in my way! I wouldn't let my beliefs stand in the way of true love! Perhaps this, then, is for the best...

General opinion from females is that size doesn't matter. I know this guy who has about a 2 incher, and I've heard he knows how to please ;)

What the fuck? Okay, that is total bullshit. He can't expect you to be perfect, and if he's waiting for someone who is, he's gonna be very lonely. I take it back, that shit is way worse than anything my ex pulled on me. At least she tried to be reasonable about it. He is not worth it. If...

You have no idea how unlike me that is. I never would've done that. I don't quite know how it happened. I think it was when she told me to fuck off because I got sad when she was on the phone to her new boyfriend most of the day while we were shopping together. I just realized there is no...

I don't want to be with her now. If she asked for me back, I'd tell her no. I'll probably harbour feelings for her for a long time now, and they may never fully disappear. That, for me, is a huge step. I don't want her anymore. Well, I don't need her. I can go on without her. That's amazing for...

He sounds like a great guy, and you obviously like each other. It's probably just because things are getting serious and you're friends. He'll get used to the idea before long.

Was he the first guy you were with? They say you never get over your first love. At the very least, it's probably the hardest to move on from, especially if you're idealistic.

It doesn't matter if the person is amazingly hott. What matters is how much comfort you can derive when they hold you, and when they kiss you. Some would say it's important if they say the right things, but actions speak louder from words. Do you want to hear someone say they love you, or do you...

One of my teachers met a student of his on the street, totally off his face. He stayed with him until he sobered up, to keep him out of trouble, and almost lost his job over the incident. If your teacher asked you out, that's a major breach of ethics. Even if a student is over 18, a teacher...

Yeah. Our relationship was just so intense...hard to believe when it comes to such a sudden end. Yeah, I do want someone better. Yeah, I am mad. I understand why she left, but the way she's been acting lately...fuck her. She's a bitch. I know I fucked up, but I never would've done this shit to...

I guess it was the way she made me feel when she wasn't being a bitch. She was great, and she made me feel so good. I think "Addicted" by Simple Plan sums it up pretty well, actually.

Wow, do I know you? All of my friends have said exactly the same thing to me... After the other day, and after talking about it, I think I'm starting to move on a bit... Untill the other day, I had no reason to move on, because I was convinced she'd come back eventually. Now I know she...

I'm proud to be called a nerd, but get insulted when called a geek. The difference is hard to explain, you hafta be a nerd to get it (go me!) 1. Yeah, she's got issues. She'd had enough of the relationship, and so she left. It makes sense, I get it, I understand. I was gonna leave her at one...

First, it's nerdy, not geeky. Second, if I had the money I would. My Dad bought them back before DVD's came to Australia. Finally...OMT...that is SO FREAKING COOL!!! P.S. My only goal at the moment is to find at least five synonyms for the word "notion". My English teacher uses it waaaaay too...

Nah, I'm going into Year 12 at the end of the holidays. I choose to fill my time with: 1) Friends (I get to go to a New Year's Eve party this year! WOO!!!) 2) Star Trek (I've got two complete series on VHS, should last me a while :P) 3) Super Nintendo (It's just so cool!)

She hates me because, when her new boyfriend called, I got sad, and I was a little bitter. She said that I was taunting and insulting her all day, but that's bullshit, I was joking. She wouldn't have been offended if anyone else had joked like that. That's why she hates me now. She's convinced...

No, I met her. She lives in my town, but the only place we run into each other nowadays is online. She doesn't want to come around anymore, and she'd never let me go see her, and she's gonna be avoiding me like the plague. So she got a new email address, and she's using that as her new MSN...

It's hard to explain, but it does make sense. It's a very clever and extremely cruel way to punish someone. She's broken up with me quite a few times before, and we've always gotten back together. So I'm sorta hoping this is just a more extreme example of that. Yeah, I think she does mean it...