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Well, it never actually specified that Profect Large required an "additional outlay"... but it did refer to it as an "Upgrade"... so I worked on that assumption and added Small + Large in my NPV, and I actually wrote that I was assuming Project Large required an "additional outlay" on top of the...

Well... I smashed that exam better than I've smashed any of my ex-girlfriends. Pretty happy. It wasn't as hard as I expected.

Nerd: What are you going to do, Mr. Simpson? Homer: Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out. Nerd: Or, with our help, you can cram like you've never crammed before! Homer: Whatever. Either way...

Alright, I need some hot, wet study tips, who's got them? What do we need to know? And has anyone got any past exam papers?

Still waiting... those damn IT nerds! *Clenches and shakes fist in air!*

Yeah. Mine is still showing up red too. Lucky it's just because they haven't updated their system, otherwise I'd seriously have to track down the people responsible and gut them.

Shit, I didn't even spot that thread, thanks Ms Erica. Those motherfucking IT nerds are gonna die!

So, I can't get access to any of these? Are they down for maintenance? What the fuck is going on? I have an Econ quiz due. If I can't get it done because some IT nerd at the uni wants to fuck with the system, I'll kill the motherfucker.

Bulimia won't save your fat ass.

I choose to interpret this as an invitation to touch your boobies. That is all. Thankyou.

Oh... if I ever run into any of you... ohhh... the sexual things we will do to each other... mmmmm.... *licks lips*

Any Swedish babes? You know, you just can't have a real stage show without blonde pigtails.

There's no hot chicks in that photo. Where is the motivation to buy a ticket if I don't get to see some nicely tanned C-cup boobies? Plus there's that annoying chick that always wears pink shit. Attention seeker. I bet she lives in Newtown. Damn liberalists.

Cool, you're in the same boat Asy... so at least if I go down in flames, you'll be coming with me. Hehe.

Alright, I changed degree this semester so I had to fill out another one of those FEE-HELP forms, and supply my tax file number, et cetera. I chose to fully-defer my course fees, but they are still showing up in eStudent as overdue. It says "HECS and FEE-HELP debts will be deferred in due...

Slim, slender, and toned build- something like a dancer. Long, blonde and straight hair. Sparkling blue eyes. Tan or pale- depends on the chick. C-cup breast, maybe a D cup. Slightly shorter than me (I'm 5'11"). Long nails- preferrably not fake. Must not be lazy. Dimples in her cheeks...

White Gold Men's Ring... $300 Tickets to the Motor Show... $69 Stand Up Comedy at Fox Studios... $30 Having a threesome with your mediocre girlfriend and her way-hot best friend that you've always been more attracted to and wanted to bone anyway.... priceless. There are some things money...

I feel on the verge of insanity. I am God. I am going to Tibet for a few minutes. Goodbye.

This is so fucking stupid. Why should those who perform well have to suffer just so all the dumb shits at uni can feel better about themselves? Evolution has been weeding out the weak and the dumb since life on earth began... and then comes along Macquarie University... I know, that could...

So, 60% can donate, but only 5% do? See; it is a horrible game. Nobody cares. It's all so pointless. I know, you want blood? I'll donate blood. Just give me the razor blade, I already know where to cut. You see, I have a disease that needs curing too. I call it being alive. And if I...