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Originally posted on the d12world.com forum.

XXL's review of 50 Cent's "The Massacare"

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Found it on another site ....

50 Cent - The Massacare
Rating: XL

We've seen it happen time and time again. MC So-and-So debuts strongly only to crash and burn with their second LP. It's plagued the likes Jeru the Damaja, Raekwon, and the Pharcyde. Most artists usually blame the failure of their re-up disc on the dreaded sophomore jinx. But for every MC So-and-So, there is an exception. Someone like 50 Cent, a definitive star that makes more hits than excuses. Although his 2003 debut Get Rich or Die Tryin' moved over 10 million units worldwide, the rap behemoth looks to get even richer with The Massacare.

Relying on the same Formula 50 that brought him success in the past, the G-Unit boss packs his latest opus with pistol-packin' bravado and P.I.M.P. talk that, though expected, is strengthed by his name tax bracket. For the most part, the combination works. Take "Position of Power," where Fiddy recaps his meteoric climb to success over JR's criminally hard drums ("Made a hundred mil off music, hundred grand off crack/ Now I'm about to see my ***eler so I can blow off a stack"). The potent percussion play continues on the broke-Mac-sprayin' "Piggybank," where the Queens native fires back at everyone from Shyne to Jadakiss to Fat Joe, who gets hit with "That fat ***** thought 'Lean Back' was 'In Da Club'/ My shit sold 11 mil', his shit was a dud."

But man can't live off beef alone. So instead of taking shots at rapper, Mr. Jackson aims for the female mind and body, providing explicit and specific instructions on how to reach his G-G-G-G spot, on the Scott Storch-produced "A Lil' Bit" and scrumptious first single "Candy Shop." 50 then thaws out his heart on the potetional summer scorcher "So Amazing," which, along with lead single, features G-Unit First Lady Olivia.

As the project continues, pussy, power, pistols, and paper seem to be the dominating themes. But like one of 50's mentors once said: Been there, done that. What fans (or maybe just critics) wanna hear from an artist positioned as the Biggie or Jay-Z of this new generation is growth and evolution--in layman's terms: classic shit. Instead Hi-Tek's sonically charged instrumental for "Get In My Car" gets bogged down with misogynistic ramblings. The same can be said for "Ski Mask Way" and "This Is 50." While the latter's potential is supplied by Sha Money XL's smorgasbord of key flavors, lyrically there's nothing rewind-worthy.

Rather than push the envelope, 50 opts to play it safe. That's sad, considering there are glimpses of a deeper Curtis Jackson lurking beneath the surface. On the Dr. Dre-produced "Talkin' Bout Me," 50 freaks his version of "Stan" by spitting four verses about himself from the perspective of others. Then, on "Baltimore Love Thing," he pens a conceptual tale about a twisted love/hate relantionship with the female personification of herion. And if you need further proof of 50's depth, just check the introspective "God Gave Me Style," where he informs how lonely it is at the top.

Problem is, 50's deeper message is buried under all the bling-bling, bullets, and battling. That's not to say The Massacare isn't a solid collection that ravages the sophomore jinx. It's just that times it feels like 50 Cent got rich and stop trying.

Other album ratings;

Slim Thug - Already Platinum - XL
Layzie and Bizzy Bone - Bone Brothers - M
Cormega - The Testament - XL
Pimp C - Sweet James Jones Stories - M
Big Noyd - On the Grind - M
 
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that review was pretty accurate, most of the songs are real nice for pop rap, clubby type shit to have fun too and sing-a-long too...but theres not much being said...i mean 'ski mask way' is entirely about how robbing people is so much easier and quicker than earning money yourself lol.
 

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hiphophorray123 said:
that review was pretty accurate, most of the songs are real nice for pop rap, clubby type shit to have fun too and sing-a-long too...but theres not much being said...i mean 'ski mask way' is entirely about how robbing people is so much easier and quicker than earning money yourself lol.
its true robbing people is easier
 
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lol

well the album doesn't show any growth but it's nice production and some good punchlines, (the g unit remix of 'hate it or love it' is excellent') i'd rank it a BIT higher than get rich or die trying, in the pop rap pile of course...it's nowhere near my hip hop collection.
 

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hiphophorray123 said:
lol

well the album doesn't show any growth but it's nice production and some good punchlines, (the g unit remix of 'hate it or love it' is excellent') i'd rank it a BIT higher than get rich or die trying, in the pop rap pile of course...it's nowhere near my hip hop collection.

ud rank it higher than grodt? umm you havent even heard it yet buddy
 

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"its no where near my hip hop collection?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Ummm.... ok sorry im not the "hip hop burnt cd king braaa" lol

Newayz, this is gonna be a good album. Get rich was a bit overrated, hopefully this albums gonna be much better. Games "The Documentary" set a pretty high standard, so well c if 50 can beat it.
 

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Doesnt the review talk badly about the new album?

I didnt read it because I dont have any interest in the album, but this was posted on IGN and a few people were pissed because they thought the review was too harsh.
 
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shady_03 said:
"its no where near my hip hop collection?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Ummm.... ok sorry im not the "hip hop burnt cd king braaa" lol

Newayz, this is gonna be a good album. Get rich was a bit overrated, hopefully this albums gonna be much better. Games "The Documentary" set a pretty high standard, so well c if 50 can beat it.

what are you laughing at when your the one that hates joe budden and jay-z because they dissed members of G-Unit.
 

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hiphophorray123 said:
what are you laughing at when your the one that hates joe budden and jay-z because they dissed members of G-Unit.
I never said i hated Jay z. Hoe buddens on the other hand......
 

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do you guys listen to any hip hop that isnt in the top 40?
 
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shady_03 said:
I never said i hated Jay z. Hoe buddens on the other hand......

me: so im guessing you hate jay-z now since he is caught up in a 'beef' with game?

you: no it was only subliminal wasn't it, if he full disses game then we'll see :)
 
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nope twas on boxden, ah shit it's probably the advance even though the guy insisted it was the retail.....well if it was the advance from what i've heard it's still no growth but i like it better than GRODT
 

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