Hi There,
I strung this nigerian scam along for a while I think it is quite funny read it for a laugh:
> From:
inpeterwong07@hotmail.co.uk
> To:
howarddonaldson@hotmail.com
> Subject: Why i contacted you
> Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2008 16:09:10 +0100
>
> Dear Howard Bigknob,
>
> I am officering you because I need help from you and that help is that I want you to stand as the next of kin to my late client fund $44.5M that is in a fixed account in my bank, no one will ever come up for this money, so it's our chance. I hope that we can both build up the trust needed to complete this transaction if we agree to partner and become friends.
>
> Further more I got your email account from my country marketing department, which I am so sure that you are in our mailing list, I am so sure that from time to time you will get to receive offers from my bank in her shares,loans,e.t.c
>
> Please if you dont feel confortable to partner with me and be my friend discard this mail and do not implicate me with my bankers, because this is a life time opportunity that comes once in a life time so I will take avantage of it. Nevertheless this is legitimate, I say this because my Attorney will prepare the legal documents that will back you up as the sole beneficiairy of the funds and the transfer will pass through all international banking laws, documentations will be sent to you as well for your perusal and trust. I hope that with these you understand that this is risk free.
>
> Please get back soon if you are willing to partner with me so that we can proceed.
> Sincerely,
> Mr.Peter
>
On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 8:00 PM, howard donaldson wrote:
>
> Dear Mr Peter,
>
> I am moist with excitment that we can do business together please tell me how we can proceed,
>
> Kindest regards to yourself and your bitch.
>
> Howard Bigknob
On Wed, Sep 10, 2008 at 3:09 AM, Peter Wong <
peterwong@investac-bank.com> wrote:
Dear Howard,
I got your mail and thanks for willing to proceed with me on this deal,but however before we proceed i want you to send me the following:
1. Your Complete names which will be used to prepare the legal documents
2. Your current home address which will also be used to prepare the legal documents
3. Your Phone Number
4. Job/ title and occupation
5. Country
6. Date of birth
Furthermore i will be expecting your details so that we proceed with the deal.
Thanks for your understanding and cooperation so far.
Sincerely,
Mr Peter
> On Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 1:16 PM, howard donaldson wrote:
> Dear Mr Peter,
>
> Sorry for the delay in replying but I have been sick as a result of eating a very hot curry and have been shitting for for the past week,
>
> Here is the informaytion you requested
>
>
> ________________________________
>
>
> 1. Your Complete names which will be used to prepare the legal documents
> Howard Bigknob Donaldson
>
> 2. Your current home address which will also be used to prepare the legal documents
> 69 Bell End St
> Felatio Beach
> NSW 2258
> 3. Your Phone Number
> +61405652483
>
> 4. Job/ title and occupation
> Managing Director of 'Toss the Caber' Tartan G-strings Pty Ltd
> 5. Country
> Peoples Republic of Penrith
> 6. Date of birth
> 29/08/1930
>
> Kindest regards to yourself and your bitch.
>
> Howard Bigknob
Dear Howard,
>
> I am so sorry for inconviences that you have been through for the past weeks,and i am glad you are ok now.
>
> Thanks so much for your mail and all the details sent, I want us to get to know each others very well so that we can be able to build up the trust needed and for us to also plan how we can both achieve this task. Now we are partners so we must think alike so that we both can make this transaction a success.
>
> Thanks for accepting to continue this partnership with me.This should also serve as a reminder that your details has been sent to my Attorney to prepare the legal documentations that will put you in place as the sole beneficiary of my late client funds but however I want you to send me any means of your identification so that I can get to know whom that I am trusting this huge amount to, please this is important to me as I need to be sure because of the money involve.
>
> I want to asure you that there is no risk involve here because our lives is involve so I tell you the truth that we both shall map out the whole transaction in a way that this transaction will pass through all banking laws. For your perusal and trust I attached my working identity card .
>
> further more please send me your account details so that we can begin all paper works to enble me make the transfer once I have approval and to avoid any delays.
>
> Please try to understand that the identity is very important for us,get back soonest.
> Sincerely,
> Mr.Peter
>
> On Mon, Sep 22, 2008 at 8:03 PM, howard donaldson wrote:
> Dear Mr Peter Wong,
>
> I have been having difficulty accessing the internet as the WIFI in the mud hut where I live has broken. Which account would be better to pay the money into my current account at the Bogan Bank in Felatio Beach or direct into my account at Bunnings garden centre as I plan to spend most of my share of the $44.5 million on garden furniture together with a few hookers and some charlie (I always find the 3 go together) How will be spending your share of the 44.5 million ? You must come over and celebrate with me at Felatio Beach, we have some great hookers here and some rent boys if you happen to be a knob-jockey.
>
> Please let me know which account details you require.
>
> Kindest regards to your self and your Ho.
>
> Howard Bigknob
>
> On Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 6:06 AM, Peter Wong wrote:
>
> Dear Howard,
>
> I got your mail and it's content well noted and understood but however I like to inform you that this is business to the call so i am not really interested in visiting the beach with you and hang out with hookers, this is not my person okay, I do have better things to invest in.
>
> Also you should make use of any of the account that you think you will not encounter any problems of such so that we dont get into any polic problems okay.
>
> finally please send me your passport or any means of your identification.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Mr.Peter
On Sun, Sep 28, 2008 at 4:58 AM, howard donaldson <
howarddonaldson@hotmail.com> wrote:
Dear Mr Peter Wong,
Thank you for your E mail I hope that you do not mind my question about hookers but I have to know that you are serious when we are dealing with $44.5 million. I received your ID and may I say what a striking resemblance you bare to the Icelandic singer Bjork. Do I have to send you my passport or can I send you a photocopy of it ? It is just that I have a platipus in Tasmania that is ill and I may need to travel there to visit it and so need my passport.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Kindest regards to yourself and you ho
Howard Bigknob
________________________________
Dear Howard,
You should send me a scaned copy of your passport that will be okay for me. When do you plan to travel?
Reply soonest.
Mr. Peter
Date: Fri, 3 Oct 2008 13:13:04 +0100
From:
peterwong@investac-bank.com
To:
howarddonaldson@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Update
Dear Howard,
I want to know if you are still intrested in carrying out the deal with me immediately,because you have not been returning my mail i sent to you previously.
How ever do let me know as soon as possible by getting back to me soonest.
Thanks for your mutual understanding and cooperating.
Sincerely,
Mr Peter.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 4:53 AM, howard donaldson <
howarddonaldson@hotmail.com> wrote:
Dear Mr Peter Wong,
Sorry for the delay but I had to go and visit my sick Platupus in Tasmania and as you know Tasmania have only just got telephones so there is still no internet, I Don't Know if you have any Platipus of your own but it is very distressing when they are sick.
Here is a passport scan
Please transfer the money into my Bank which is
BOGAN BANK PLC
1 Bell end street
Felatio beach
NSW 6969
Peolpes Republic of Penrith
account No 20011939
Sort Code 88 69 11
SWIFT CODE BIGTITTIES
I Look forward to receiving the Money
Kindest regards to yourself and your bitch
Howard Bigknob
On Sun, Oct 5, 2008 at 6:16 AM, Peter Wong <
peterwong@investac-bank.com> wrote:
Dear Howard,
Thanks so much for sending your passport as a means of your identification! I understand what you related but I tell you I dont have any Platupus. What ever happend try to get in contact to me and I will be sending you the legal documents soon so that you can keep them.
Once more thanks for your cooperation and understanding.
Sincerely,
Mr. Peter
Date: Tue, 7 Oct 2008 11:53:37 +0100
From:
peterwong@investac-bank.com
To:
howarddonaldson@hotmail.com
Subject: Your Commitment
Dear Howard,
I have been informed that for us to be able to carry out the transfer successfully that we need to make use of one of these two options which is stated below.
1. Wire transfer to your personal account;
By this you can make direct wire transfer from my bank to your personal account,In every £ 500,000.00 GBP wired you will be required to pay a fee of £1,000.00 GBP.
2. Offshore Account.
Your will have to open a new offshore account in my bank in your name which the deceased client funds will be transferred to first before you can move funds directly to your personal account.The offshore account with our bank will cost you £5,000.00 GBP.
In regards to the above email I like to list here for you what is our various commitment's.
1. Attorney's Fee, This will be taking care of by myself
2. Legal Documentation's, the charges will be taking care of by myself.
3. Transfer Charges from my bank to your home account will be taking care of by myself and yourself.
4. Set up of new offshore Account that I will make the transfer to which will be in your name, this will be taking care of by
you since the account will be in your name.
I have decided to make this well known to you so that we dont encounter any problems, we should resolve this first before I can ask my Attorney to send me the documents, this is because I had to pay for the legal documents. If I pay for the documents now and we dont achive any thing it will be a waste on my part, so I feel you have the right to make a choice now because I dont plan to lose any funds invested in this transaction. I know that what ever that I invest I will surely gain back so I am ready to do my part so if this is okay with you it then means that you should be willing and ready to see your part come through. Like I said before you have a right to make a choice now before we move further,so please let me know which of the option is okay with you.
Thanks for your understanding, I am anticipating to reading from you soonest.
Sincerely,
Mr. Peter
On Thu, Oct 9, 2008 at 1:43 PM, howard donaldson <
howarddonaldson@hotmail.com> wrote:
Dear Mr Peter,
That's no problem big chap. The Money is no problem my company has just won an order to supply the Penrith Highlanders Regiment with Tartan G strings to wear under their kilts. So I can send the money to you as I can tell you are a man with a small schlong that I can trust. Just give me you bank account details and how much money you require and I will send it.
Kindest regards to your self and your bitch.
Howard Bigknob
Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:46:45 +0100
From:
peterwong@investac-bank.com
To:
howarddonaldson@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Your Commitment
Dear Howard,
How are doing i have not receive any mail from you so as to know which options that you prefer so that I can be able to send you further instructions.do let me know in your next mail to me soonest.
Thanks for your cooperation as i am antipicating to complete this deal with you soon.
Sincerely,
Mr Peter.
Date: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 13:05:13 +0100
From:
peterwong@investac-bank.com
To:
howarddonaldson@hotmail.com
Subject: Urgent
Dear Howard,
I have read your mail and I want to let you know that I have taking care of part of my Attorney's fee but I will pay the balance after this transaction. Your only obligation is either you want a direct transfer to your account which will cost you $70,000USD but if you want to set up the account first with us it will only cost you $10,000USD.
This is why I am asking you which of the options you prefer so that i know what we are getting into. If you can reach me Asap please do so that I will advice you the means which you can transfer the funds to me.
I hope that the details above is well understood? please get back soon.
Sincerely,
Dear Howard,
We dont have a branch there neither can you wire the funds to me directly but I will send you a broker's account for you to wire the $70,000. Please confirm if this is okay with you.
If the above is okay with you, you should fill the account opening form which is attached to this mail and send back to me so that when the $70,000 gets to the broker's account it will be handed to me so that I will credit your new account and have it activated.
Thanks for reinstating your trust in me and your cooperation, I am anticipating to reading from you soon.
Sincerely,
Mr. Peter
Dear Howard,
Just email me the details I will take care of the rest.
First Name:
Last Name:
Gender:
Contact Address:
Job Title:
Organization:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Country:
Date of Birth:
Nationality:
Home Telephone Number:
Office Telephone Number:
Mobile Telephone Number:
Fax:
Next Of Kin:
Address Of Next Of Kin:
Also you can wire the $70,000 to the account below;
LLOYDS TSB BANK PLC
27 WESTGATE, PETERBOROUGH, UK
ACCOUNT NO:79488660
BIC:LOYDGB21E95
SORT-CODE:777216
IBAN:GB46LOYD77721679488660
A/C NAME: C. SANHA
Please email me the transfer receipt for confirmation and clarafication.
Sincerely,
Mr. Peter