the WORST thing you've heard right after sex? (1 Viewer)

[chicky_pie]

me and my friends were discussing this topic, so funny, anyway, really what's the worst thing you have ever heard right after sex?

for example:

"Hmm, that was interesting. I take it you're done?"

"You didn't smell anything funny while you was down there, did you?"

"We're a couple now right?"

"Did the sticky white stuff come out"?

"You need to put these sheets to wash before you leave"

"You know that was rape and I could call the cops on you"

"Damn....I haven't been fucked like this since kindergarten"


drop yours.

 

[Riet]

Worst thing?

"Holy shit, Riet. That was fucking amazing."

 

[Zrap]

Worst thing?

"Holy shit, Riet. That was fucking amazing."

And then you woke up.

 

[Riet]

No, I fell asleep soon after fucking her.

 

[Enteebee]

um idk

"That was really shit... and we're definately never doing that again... can u please leave now so I can get some sleep? If you tell anyone we had sex I will tell them about your monoball and mutated penis."

 

[all.time.fiend]

"woahmygod my penis is bigger than yours"

 

[Azamakumar]

"woahmygod my penis is bigger than yours"

Peter?

 

[Kwayera]

Worst thing I've heard during sex is "I'm coming Mr Frodo".

Motherfucker needs to die for that.

Haahaha are you serious? Wow.

 

[all.time.fiend]

Peter?

alvin?

 

[williamycai]

i am not sure whether this fits here but
"you ripped my underwear..."
note that she wore a skirt

 

[Trev]

I once told this guy that had a smaller than average penis he had a 'cute' penis. He took it the wrong way, and rightfully so. Only after he came of course. Haha.
He's actually the guy that plays 'Robin' in the Baskin and Robin ad where they dress up as batman/robin. He's obsessive, and obviously has a small wangdoodle.

 

[tussitussa]

Worst thing I've heard during sex is "I'm coming Mr Frodo".

now That's a turn on.

 

[sja]

"Now take a dump on my throat"

sorry wrong thread! I thought it meant BEST thing heard after sex...

 

[hiphophooray123]

me: im fucking amazing

her: you're a fucking machine!

oh wait, that's not the worst, that's the best

 

[xeuyrawp]

Worst thing I've heard during sex is "I'm coming Mr Frodo".

Motherfucker needs to die for that.

Hahahha

A+ comment.

 

[boris]

I've never heard anything bad, but I once went to grope a boyfriend and I missed and got his leg. Infront of everybody I said 'where is it?'.

He cracked the shits x238759834

 

[ElGronko]

I've never heard anything bad, but I once went to grope a girlfriend and I missed and got her head. In front of everybody I said 'where are they?'.

She cracked me in the jaw.

 

[cal-]

My mate said to someone "Your body was better than I expected".

 

[ninja-boy]

LOL "your brother was better"

 

[boris]

LOL "your brother was better"

This is only funny if it's said by the guy.