What do you do when a dud root is delusional (1 Viewer)

[boris]

Scenario.
You are recently chatting to an exflame who coincidentally was an exceptionally dud root. You don't tell him this of course, but he comes out and says 'remember the sex we used to have, it was great'.

It was not great.

 

[Enteebee]

you tell him 'it wasn't that good, but you get an A for effort', that'd make me happy.

 

[boris]

would it really? if somebody said that to me i'd be depressed

id like to think theyd lie about it, like i did.

 

[Enteebee]

But like... If no one tells you you're shit then maybe u won't look into ways of being better, I wouldn't feel like it belittles me or anything to be told the truth.

 

[Shoubadoo]

anyone get ma mathz joke?

Yish. Funnay.
How is it all thaat mathy, though?

 

[boris]

But like... If no one tells you you're shit then maybe u won't look into ways of being better, I wouldn't feel like it belittles me or anything to be told the truth.

it just seems like a weird opportunity to do it though
like 3 years later
'oh wow, remember the sex we used to have. it was great!'

what do you say..
'nah it wasnt that great actually, here's how you can improve ............'

 

[boris]

haha i was kinda thinking that actually
even if a chick says 'actually u were pretty shit imo', the dude can still be like
'who the fuck cares man, it was awesome for me' and then not want to improve anyway...

 

[Skeeta]

Just say "yes I am sure I pleasured you to your wildest fantasies, but i often had to finish myself off after your poor attempt at stimulating me"

or "its not a race y'know"

or "I have erased all dud roots from my memory... who are you?"

 

[breaking]

you mean you've had sex?


omg... fucking SLUT!

 

[Enteebee]

it just seems like a weird opportunity to do it though
like 3 years later
'oh wow, remember the sex we used to have. it was great!'

what do you say..
'nah it wasnt that great actually, here's how you can improve ............'

3 years? I think it's pretty insulting to your son to tell him he was created through a dud root.

 

[boris]

nah dude, this guy was way before the conception of spawn

 

[hiphophooray123]

just be like 'um i remember it being pretty average'

 

[boris]

just be like 'um i remember it being pretty average'

ok

chris... i just remember it being really average

 

[Enteebee]

I wasn't talking about the time you remembered it
harhahrharrrarrrr

 

[jumb]

you tell him 'it wasn't that good, but you get an A for effort', that'd make me happy.

best idea so far imo

 

[pete_mate]

looks like he's saying that to canvass you as an opportunity for casual sex

 

[Enteebee]

looks like he's saying that to canvass you as an opportunity for casual sex

well obviously, that's the only reason a guy ever talks to a girl.

 

[The_highwayman]

I wasn't talking about the time you remembered it
harhahrharrrarrrr

lol