Will I ever get another gf :( (1 Viewer)

[stazi]

Poll.
Discuss why.

I haven't had one for way too fucking long.


P.s. im pretty hawt. Versace layk totally came back from his grave and said "sup. you're hawt." then we engaged in kinky bumbum secks. It was also hawt. Like me. He said he was the best lay he ever had. Then he lay back down for eternity.

 

[jooobl]

i dunno

your avatar is kooky


why dont you post a picture of yourself

 

[stazi]

ive had many pics of myself posted
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b70/fortulipaonly/pedro69pee.jpg


people dont get girlfriends based on their avatar. they get them based on the power of their penis.

 

[jooobl]

i can't see why anyone would refuse to go out with a guy that smiles like that........


you must have severe power issues it seems

 

[stazi]

I don't always smile.
I sometimes scream:

and sometimes I play the DJ and sing in busy malls:

 

[stazi]

On occasions I go out to dinner:

At other times, i become Asian:

Or black:

Sometimes I suck on straws very phallically:

 

[repz]

people dont get girlfriends based on their avatar. they get them based on the power of their penis.

haha you have the attitude of a _ _ _ _ _ _
they get em on the basis of their personality

 

[jooobl]

how odd

were you screaming at anything in particular?

 

[stazi]

how odd

were you screaming at anything in particular?

Nah it's cos i'm so xemoithurtsx



And I hear every girl likes a hardcore guy:

 

[stazi]

I also have really hawt friends:

I like going to underground music gigs:

 

[jooobl]

haahah

xemoithurtsx = ???

 

[stazi]

haahah

xemoithurtsx = ???

yeah, all the cool kids on the block want to be as emo as me.

 

[Atticus.]

haha id hook you up with alex if she didnt remember you as that guy who kept calling me nida girl
oh and if she didnt have a boyfriend

 

[stazi]

I'm also friends with people in power, like Hitler:

I was voted hottest model of the year by Versatchi in Year 10:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b70/fortulipaonly/iamagaymalemeterosexualmodel.jpg

 

[stazi]

haha id hook you up with alex if she didnt remember you as that guy who kept calling me nida girl
oh and if she didnt have a boyfriend

hahah she's terrible-looking

 

[jooobl]

ive never known guy who goes to so much trouble with pictures of himself....

 

[FoodForThought]

Poll.
Discuss why.

I haven't had one for way too fucking long.


P.s. im pretty hawt.

Do you go places much?? go to parties, pubs, taverns, nightclubs, whatever your thing is - meet people... lots of people...

Me and mates dare each other to sy stupud shit to people, or ask them to something stupid. It does one of two things
1. Makes us all laugh and at someone doing something stupid or one of us getting rejected or punched
2. They do/dont do it, but they are curious, and come over and talk to us.

It has its flaws, like possible trouble and usually a complete loss of whatever small amount of dignity an 18yr old has, but the fun outwieghs the flaw.

Hell, i live in sydney. I met my girlfriend when i was absolutely pissed in a park in noosa. a mate jumped off a balcony and they thought he fell - that got them out.. then we pretended we were bushes. Then their parents came... but we went back the next day and actually talked soberish. The rest is history.. we lasted 14 months but are still good friends.

Moral of this long, tired, semi mumble - stupidity brings attention, and attention can bring whatever you want it to

 

[stazi]

It's because I'm a world famous model.

 

[FoodForThought]

It's because I'm a world famous model.

as we all are...

 

[jooobl]

It's because I'm a world famous model.

then y is it so hard to reel one in ?