twilight series (4 Viewers)

[Mrs-Darcy]

Twilight is ever so BASIC, CLICHED and LAME. It is very, VERY tweeny-bopper!!
Comparisons to Harry Potter are laughable - and would be deeply insulting if one was to take them seriously!

 

[katie tully]

the only romance novels that count are mills and boon

 

[Will Shakespear]

Twilight is ever so BASIC, CLICHED and LAME. It is very, VERY tweeny-bopper!!
Comparisons to Harry Potter are laughable - and would be deeply insulting if one was to take them seriously!

i dunno, they're pretty valid

they're both easy to read, addictive kids books with little or no literary merit...

 

[Mrs-Darcy]

i dunno, they're pretty valid

they're both easy to read, addictive kids books with little or no literary merit...

Nah, come on - Harry Potter can be loved by adults and kids alike and it has much more literary merit than Twilight - JK Rowling's language is considerably more masterful language than the unsophisticated dribble of Stephanie Meyer.

 

[katie tully]

i think they're both shit, to be quite honest

 

[Zrap]

NaWw St0p DiZzin mA fAv3 b0oK

 

[u-borat]

i think they're both shit, to be quite honest

tully has it quite right yet again.

As ntb said, seems rather 'fashionable' to hate on twilight but the fact you defend harry potter is quite funny as they're both marketing successes with no literary sophistication.

 

[loquasagacious]

Nah, come on - Harry Potter can be loved by adults and kids alike and it has much more literary merit than Twilight - JK Rowling's language is considerably more masterful language than the unsophisticated dribble of Stephanie Meyer.

The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane. For a second they stood quite still, wands pointing at each other's chests: then, recognising each other, they stowed their wands beneath their cloaks and set off, side by side, in the same direction.

Yeah masterful...

About all I can say is that Twilight series is probably worse just by account of 75% of the books being consumed by soft-core longing for the vampire. And 'skin glitters in the sun' is the shittest vampires cant be seen in sunlight device ever....

 

[Mrs-Darcy]

Yeah masterful...

About all I can say is that Twilight series is probably worse just by account of 75% of the books being consumed by soft-core longing for the vampire. And 'skin glitters in the sun' is the shittest vampires cant be seen in sunlight device ever....

ok what's wrong with that opening passage of the 7th harry potter? its way better than twilight - i remember picking up the 2nd book and it opens with something like 'i felt like i was trapped in a nightmare'
hmm pretty original
at least harry potter doesnt operate on cliches as twilight does

 

[u-borat]

uhhh you're retarded.

harry potter is a standard coming of age story of a teen who faces challenges on his way to saving the world from the big bad dark lord.

 

[katie tully]

lol @ no cliches in harry potter

ok Ronald Dworkin

 

[Ak0ona-Matata]

dammit i was meant to neg rep you but forgot to click neg rep fuck

dammit i was meant to care but forgot fuck

 

[axlenatore]

whats twlight is it a drink

 

[Will Shakespear]

uhhh you're retarded.

harry potter is a standard coming of age story of a teen who faces challenges on his way to saving the world from the big bad dark lord.

an experience all of us can relate to

 

[axlenatore]

uhhh you're retarded.

harry potter is a standard coming of age story of a teen who faces challenges in a dark alley on his way to school from the big bad black man.

.

 

[Evertonian]

Twilight

 

[withoutaface]

Twilight

Fuck off queerbait.

 

[boris]

dammit i was meant to care but forgot fuck

hey is that in ur av cos ur hot, ill give u $900 for your virginity

 

[Boxes]

i used to twilight by myself all the time when i was younger.

 

[gibbo153]

i love twilight. me and my other 12 year old female tween friends like to talk about how much we are in love with edward cullen, the fictional male character who is a fictional creature in this fiction book, in order to try to conjure up some tangible substance to our currently fictional sense of self-esteem and indeed common sense.