2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread (4 Viewers)

[em_516]

you see i was going to go but my girlfriend stole me away and i lost my pen

Kekekeke.

Man to Man?!
no fanks

*cut cut cut*

 

[em_516]

I can see fireworks. Is the show on today?

 

[The_highwayman]

I can see fireworks. Is the show on today?

i see them too emily

 

[axlenatore]

I can see fireworks. Is the show on today?

i couldo nly hear them

 

[bheck7]

oh and yesterday a guy in my chem lab got KMnO4 all over his hands, they are stained poo brown now

this happened to me with silver nitrate. stayed on for weeks, no matter how hard i scrubbed to try and get it off. people thought i was diseased

 

[em_516]

Entertainment Centre, i think?

Yep must've been. Turns out the show is on. Who knew/cares?
Still, perty fireworks for the next few nights!

 

[The_highwayman]

this happened to me with silver nitrate. stayed on for weeks, no matter how hard i scrubbed to try and get it off. people thought i was diseased

if you'd gone out in the sun you would have been shimmering!

 

[The_highwayman]

my funny quirk of the day:

I parked my car in the multistorey this morning at about 8:25 and was walking over to the ticket machine to buy a ticket (considering i train it most days, i dont have a semester ticket).
Anyways, on the way back to my car to put the ticket on the dashboard, i was looking around innocently. One girl was sitting in her car on her phone. Another car had a broken wing mirror. There was a guy sitting in the passenger seat of another car.
I then noticed that there was also a girl in the car.
She was in the driver's seat, but her face was in his lap. Face down.

I was all "oh my ".

 

[em_516]

"Gee, that girl on the phone is real pretty. Wow, how unfortunate for the owner of that car whose side mirror has broken. Haha look at that guy, all relaxed. That's so ni- OH MY GODDD. Do want. "

 

[The_highwayman]

he looked me straight in the eye for a split second.
that was the most awkward part about it.

My other quirk relates to my lecture in the lifesciences theatre this morning.
in LSTH the alarm goes off if the door is left open. so we close it. Unfortunately when you close it, it locks.
Anyway, this morning, our lecture had been going for about 20 minutes and somebody knocked on the door to be let in.
So the lecturer said "could somebody please let those refugees in?" he said 'refugees' meaning those who were abandoned and trying to find their way in.
but the funny part was that when the door opened, 6 asian internationals walked in.
Pretty much the entire lecture theatre swelled with giggles.
And the lecturer had no idea what everyone was going on about.

OK time for me to go to work!

 

[blue_chameleon]

he looked me straight in the eye for a split second.
that was the most awkward part about it.

My other quirk relates to my lecture in the lifesciences theatre this morning.
in LSTH the alarm goes off if the door is left open. so we close it. Unfortunately when you close it, it locks.
Anyway, this morning, our lecture had been going for about 20 minutes and somebody knocked on the door to be let in.
So the lecturer said "could somebody please let those refugees in?" he said 'refugees' meaning those who were abandoned and trying to find their way in.
but the funny part was that when the door opened, 6 asian internationals walked in.
Pretty much the entire lecture theatre swelled with giggles.
And the lecturer had no idea what everyone was going on about.

OK time for me to go to work!

Haha, the lecture hall one would have been a crack.

Man, I have a real fondness for your stories. You tell dem good.

I have to workz tonight at CHIC from 12-5am. Prob will be drunk tho.

 

[axlenatore]

careers expo was win, i got 5 bottles 10 pens a frizbee usb stick pedometer notepads yo yos hacky sacks coffee thermes thingy etc

it was awesome

i even got a plant

when i got it all home my mum dad and sister started knicking things from me

 

[em_516]

he looked me straight in the eye for a split second.
that was the most awkward part about it.

Gets off on guys.

Matt I finished my tuck shop lady/slave labour shift - pretty uneventful. Cept I saw dem fireworks up close and personal, woo!

 

[The_highwayman]

Gets off on guys.

Matt I finished my tuck shop lady/slave labour shift - pretty uneventful. Cept I saw dem fireworks up close and personal, woo!

Hope u got a decent start on developing some wobbly triceps.

 

[em_516]

Already got 'em
Tbh, you should lose weight really. Ran around the entire time, ate nothing and in the quiet times carried a lot of heavy boxes. My arms were good when I worked at Woolies haha.

That said, I packed a lot of lollies into sealed bags and everytime there were leftovers, the woman who actually worked there would come past and eat the leftovers

Tonight I am going all the way to Syd for a Ladette to Lady party, average age ~36. Ooriiite!

 

[blue_chameleon]

Tonight I am going all the way to Syd for a Ladette to Lady party, average age ~36. Ooriiite!

It seems you're progressing well, young Emily.

 

[The_highwayman]

It seems you're progressing well, young Emily.

well, i suppose channel 9 has been pushing adults-only versions of half their top rating shows.
It's only natural that auditions for an adults only L2L would happen soon.

 

[em_516]

Are they really? God, it's already quite vulgar lol.

Last night was shite, though fun dressing up. Turns out partying with 46-50yos isn't as fun as you'd imagine. Didn't really feel like I could truly behave ladette styles haha.

 

[blue_chameleon]

Didn't really feel like I could truly behave ladette styles haha.

Probably because you weren't at The Exchange.

 

[em_516]

Haha.
How was the lasagne? As epic as last time?