Can the net make a person gay ? (1 Viewer)

[Boxes]

yeah, sippas are an exception.

 

[Kwayera]

Funny you said the train cause that's where this came from...

(Me, my guitarist mitch, drummer Nick and this closet homo named Jordan on the train)

*Nick drinks an oak through a straw*
Jordan: Wot the fuck?
*We stare confused*
Jordan: Wot the fuck is this shit? you fuckin' gay or something?
Jordan: (to mitch and I) You not gonna say anything? (to nick) get the fucking straw out of your mouth!
*Nick refuses to comply and continues drinking through the straw*
Jordan: I'm not fucking sitting next to this homo shit *gets up and sits on the other side of the carriage*


So there you go my friend, apparently drinking from a straw, even on a train, is gay.

Hahahah jesus, are all you men insecure or what?

 

[Omie Jay]

they all are :/

 

[simonloo]

Opinions on drinking through a dildo?

You mean the ones which give like, enemas?

 

[black_kat_meow]

they all are :/

they?? what are you then?

 

[Omie Jay]

well i dont think drinking through a straw makes me a homosexual

 

[Boxes]

well i dont think drinking through a straw makes me a homosexual

i beg to differ.

you know what really is gay? pouring a can of drink into a cup

 

[cannibal.horse]

Hahahah jesus, are all you men insecure or what?

He has problems but my friends and I have this ongoing 'are you gay or something?' joke.

We walked past a couple (guy+girl) holding hands at uni the other day and my mate yells at the dude 'what, are you a fucking poofta or something?' (hanging out with girls is gay).

 

[Omie Jay]

ur mate sounds like an asshole

 

[Boxes]

ur mate sounds like an asshole

your arsehole sounds like my friend.

 

[cannibal.horse]

ur mate sounds like an asshole

Well duh.

Btw: I've noted through your posts you don't whore around with girls, arn't insecure about your sexuality and drink through a straw. I think you need to man up brah, and that's coming from someone with a hot guy in a pink polo for an avatar.

 

[Omie Jay]

your arsehole sounds like my friend.

haha, you continue to make me laugh, need to spread rep..

Well duh.

why's he ur friend then? dump him!

 

[Boxes]

lol, i have no friends.

 

[simonloo]

i'll be your friend.





























































can i borrow ten bucks?

 

[cannibal.horse]

why's he ur friend then? dump him!

Dude all my friends are exceedingly cruel.

My ex and I organised to have a game of couples tennis with an autistic kid and his alcoholic girlfriend for the lulz.

 

[Omie Jay]

Well duh.

Btw: I've noted through your posts you don't whore around with girls, arn't insecure about your sexuality and drink through a straw. I think you need to man up brah, and that's coming from a guy with a hot guy in a pink polo for an avatar.

what the fuck man.

the only time i drink through a straw is if i have a can and if i am in a moving bus/train/car so i dont spill anything.

 

[cannibal.horse]

...i drink through a straw...

I rest my case.

 

[Boxes]

i'll be your friend.





























































can i borrow ten bucks?

yeah, no worries man. wanna go movies or something later please?

 

[Boxes]

I rest my case.

coz, lke, i dun wanna ruin mi clothes!

 

[Omie Jay]

sure why dont i go pour coke down my neck :/