Girlfriend wants me to change something.... (1 Viewer)

[hydrogenbondage]

Here's the thing, my girlfriend hates the smell of my semen, she says it completely turns her off.. What can I do??

This is really embarrassing!
I can't make out with her properly anymore..

 

[yer8899]

leave the navy kekeke

 

[Will Shakespear]

Here's the thing, my girlfriend hates the smell of my semen, she says it completely turns her off.. What can I do??

This is really embarrassing!
I can't make out with her properly anymore..

why are you cumming from making out with her :S

 

[iNerd]

apparently eating pinapples are really good
it makes it taste sweet
and i am not joking here.

 

[simonloo]

apparently eating pinapples are really good
it makes it taste sweet
and i am not joking here.

Yeah, and avoid foods like curry and asparagus. Eat celery if you wanna go peter north on her.

 

[hydrogenbondage]

why are you cumming from making out with her :S

I can't control it, it just excites me a lot. She unzips my pants when we make out but she hates the awful smell. She says it reminds her of Sydney Olympic Park Aquatic Centre... What the hell?
Isn't it normal to cum when you're making out?

 

[efhat]

LOL
Troll

 

[hydrogenbondage]

Yeah, and avoid foods like curry and asparagus. Eat celery if you wanna go peter north on her.

apparently eating pinapples are really good

No, I don't eat anything that's not grown in this country, I think curries are really bad for the digestive track too with all of those spices and grease.
Pineapple is too hard to cut! Have you tried cutting a pineapple? The outside is as foreign as a coconut dude!
And besides, she's more worried about the smell, not the taste, since she can rinse her mouth out with mineral water (apparently it's better than water since it is fizzy)

 

[cannibal.horse]

Strong troll strong,

But lay off the meat, pick up more fruit+veg.

Also if you go to a sex shop there's pills you can take.

 

[kevinx2]

fap before hand

 

[iNerd]

buy pinapple pre cut
jeez
we try to help you out
and you make lame excuses.

 

[blue_chameleon]

ITT: Tards that can't pick up on trolling.

 

[cannibal.horse]

ITT: Tards that can't pick up on trolling.

Strong troll strong...

Cannibal.horse = aware.

 

[tlodg]

I heard that if you eat mainly veggies it helps.
Also, maybe she just hates all semen. Who wants some squirmy disgusting sticky fishes in their mouth?

 

[yer8899]

I heard that if you eat mainly veggies it helps.
Also, maybe she just hates all semen. Who wants some squirmy disgusting sticky fishes in their mouth?

ya mum

 

[tlodg]

ya mum

dont be angry plz

 

[yer8899]

dont be angry plz

bankstown station. u bring ur boyz, ill bring mine

 

[Boxes]

my cum has like this metal smell to it.

it's hard to explain

 

[Boxes]

bankstown station. u bring ur boyz, ill bring mine

nah bro, no boyz 1 on 1 my boyz will only b der 2 watch

 

[fleckar]

ya mum

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