girls on top (1 Viewer)

[chelsea girl]

i don't even really find being on top better for me, as a girl.

everything seems to fit better with the guy on top. i like it.

 

[Atticus.]

am i the only guy that prefers girl on top? most people hear that and go "pffft starfish" but err its not about not doing anything, far from it. girl on top is the best position to take control from.

 

[chelsea girl]

i like being really close and also i don't like to see my body because i am gross.

that rhymes.

 

[Atticus.]

im also a fan of on the side with girl wrapped around you thats the best of both worlds

 

[chelsea girl]

i like being hung upside down from the ceiling and also being punched in the face so i am unconscious and can be raped.

 

[Atticus.]

i like to eat black people

 

[hiphophooray123]

i agree with atticus, on all accounts.

 

[chelsea girl]

i like being on top when i have my period so i can stand up when the blood is about to flow out and drip it all over the guy's pubes. then lick it off. then piss and say it is female ejaculation.

 

[Atticus.]

this is probably a bit risque for some of the 16-18 year olds but the best sex i ever had ever ever ever was while i was a tad (and by a tad i mean ridiculously) monged from a couple of space brownies. if you can manage to get started (and believe me its hard, not literally, rather figuratively) its the most strangely awesome experience.

 

[Atticus.]

i like being on top when i have my period so i can stand up when the blood is about to flow out and drip it all over the guy's pubes. then lick it off. then piss and say it is female ejaculation.

zoe 1
tom 0

pardon me while i go throw up.
too late i spewed on myself

 

[chelsea girl]

stoned sex is super good

 

[chelsea girl]

zoe 1
tom 0

pardon me while i go throw up.
too late i spewed on myself

i should probably try to make a career for myself out of my grossness.

maybe i could create horror porn.

 

[Graney]

Thrusting causes contractions of the muscles around the perineum. It's extremely hard to cum when the perineum is relaxed, as is typically the case when you're on your back. You do this automatically without thinking about it, but it is easily controllable. You can use this consciously in any position if you want to last longer.

There's probably other physiological reasons for it.

 

[Atticus.]

Thrusting causes contractions of the muscles around the perineum. It's extremely hard to cum when the perineum is relaxed, as is typically the case when you're on your back. You do this automatically without thinking about it, but it is easily controllable. You can use this consciously in any position if you want to last longer.

There's probably other physiological reasons for it.

wow way to make sex all sciencey and lame

 

[chelsea girl]

imagine having sex with a mathematician.

i bet they calculate the best angles and count their thrusts so they are exactly 1 second apart each.

engineers are probably the same.

also Einstein. i bet he was the weirdest sexer ever.

 

[Graney]

We can rebuild him

We have the technology

Use science

Fuck for days

Destroy your enemies

 

[chelsea girl]

why would anyone want to fuck for days?

imagine how raw your bits would get

and the girl's vagina would just be a black hole of doom by the end

and the sheets would be so ruined.


NO. i would like some breaks between my vagina-bashing sessions.

 

[Graney]

figure of speech.

 

[chelsea girl]

no it's not

 

[Azamakumar]

imagine having sex with a mathematician.

i bet they calculate the best angles and count their thrusts so they are exactly 1 second apart each.

engineers are probably the same.

also Einstein. i bet he was the weirdest sexer ever.