MY FIRST COUNTEROBJECTION:
I was comparing cows to mouldy seaslugs, not seagulls. Seagulls may in fact be quite healthy, I am not sure. Seaslugs as well, but mould, not so much. I WOULD NOT LIKE MOULD. However you would be correct, it is already illegal to relabel mouldy seaslugs as beef and such an example may need to be abstracted as HYPERBOLE and not literalised.
MY SECOND COUNTEROBJECTION:
People are health ignoramus or LIMITED health conscious or not even conscious at all! In fact many people have been shot in war and are now UNCONSCIOUS and can only move their facial hair (some naturopaths have read these movements as requests for healthier feeding tubes. Such claims have never been peer reviewed).
There is a growing number of people who can read "Fat content" or "Kilojoules", but this alone does not constitute healthy real food. In fact, it is quite easy to make a low fat PREMIUM HEART FOUNDATION APPROVED burger by reducing meat content and adding flavours and colours.
ME THIRD COUNTEROBJECTION:
Government intervention is something I hate in all spaces and realms and time and coordinates. However, I have a careful hate for the following circumstances:
So I buy a beautiful frozen meat pie. No it's not exactly healthy. I don't care. It's my meat pie. I eat it. It costs $3.
Next week an inflatable meat pie arrives on the scene. It costs $2.70 and is injected with water and colours and flavours and preservatives and everything that makes me rosey cheeked and FIGHT THE POLICE. It uses low grade meat, has high fat content. This is not my pie. But for many other people, it becomes their pie.
Next week, my beautiful $3 frozen meat pie costs $2.70. It tastes substandard. But it competes. The ingredients are lesser. The quality is down. It's not my pie anymore. I want to eat COPS, SO I BUY A GUN.
This is a scenario that happens all too often. I agree there is a general FREE-MARKET trend that now if you snap ORGANIC on food you can charge $6.50 for a shit pie and people with green shopping bags and coats full of bottled water lap it up like it's the last gold on earth.
I just want my fucking non-organic pie.
It is difficult to say, "therefore government must intervene" and I do not wholeheartedly want to say that. I fit in a niche market of people who probably don't represent a numerical BODYCOUNT to make VALID LAW PROPOSAL. It is simply a limitation of free market to which I still consider THROUGH TEARS said options as a LIKELY UNFEASIBLE possibility. (WHAT DOES THIS SENTENCE EVEN MEAN! BEAT IT WITH A SHOE!)
There is an amazing amount of food being sold which is food by appearance only. It tastes yum but it's absolute shit- maybe even just a label saying "THIS IS 20% food" would suffice. Then those who want 20% food can pay $2.70. I want my 60% food pie for $3.