Make your own pick-up lines! (3 Viewers)

[tlodg]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

It's time to get creative!
Invent your own pick-up lines and share them with us here!

I'll start. (<---No, this is not a pick-up line).

1) "Do you know if they give refunds for returned viagra?"
"Yes/no. Why did you ask?"
"After I met you, I no longer need it."

2) "Would you like to attend my wedding?"
"Why...do I know anyone there?"
"Yes, you know the bride: you."

3) "Did you see my pen.....is"?
"That's not funny. Go away."
"Sorrrie, my Englich. Where my pen?"
"Oh sorry, I didn't see your pen. And your English is not bad. I can understand you now."
"You should be sorry. Make up to me?"
"How?"
"Have dinner with me?"

 

[ohexploitable]

 

[ohexploitable]

 

[tlodg]

That might actually work...LOL

 

[mitchy_boy]

√-1. 1. 2. √(x-1), where u=(x-1)

 

[Absolutezero]

"You look like a respectable woman, with whom I would like to converse further with. Also, nice ass"

-Mark Twain​

 

[Shadowdude]

 

[ohexploitable]

√-1. 1. 2. √(x-1), where u=(x-1)

What?

 

[Omie Jay]

lol why are most of these math ones =p

 

[mitchy_boy]

I was waiting for that to crop up.

 

[mitchy_boy]

What?

it's supposed to read "i want to root you"

 

[Omie Jay]

or "i wan to root you", the wan makes it sound like an azn is saying it.

:3

 

[mitchy_boy]

or "i wan to root you", the wan makes it sound like an azn is saying it.

:3

harro der sexy rady

 

[Absolutezero]

harro der sexy rady

Guaranteed hookup if this line is used.

 

[Omie Jay]

hay bic boi yuu so secy ^.^

 

[mitchy_boy]

 

[tlodg]

lol why are most of these math ones =p

Being extremely good at Mathematics --> Hot.

 

[Absolutezero]

Let x + y = z

Where x = me
y = you
z = fucking

I think I've got this math thing worked out.

 

[Omie Jay]

hey baby, me plus you in bed, minus the clothes, divide your legs and lets MULTIPLY O__O

 

[Omie Jay]

hahahahaah abs, nice and simple =p