Fuck my life... (2 Viewers)

[boris]

nope but it probably would if i ever had to get someone back

would it though? (no)

 

[HalcyonSky]

would it though? (no)

yes, i think i would be capable

 

[sick_kent]

Pretty simple really, This plan, like peacocking, serves the dual purpose of ice breaker and attention getter.

You will need;
Gasoline, Matches

Method;
1. take said gasoline and write your name on her lawn.
2. light!

No need for these stupid cheerful cards, no need for these drunken phone calls, she will have a reminder of you every day!

 

[Arcorn]

Someone who isn't an Australian, nobody says gasoline here.

Also, not understanding that it will most likely spread and that salting the ground would work so much better.

 

[Azure]

How do I get her back man?

What does she want from me?

I haven't read the replies in this thread so I might be repeating somebody else, but you don't want her back. I mean, why would you? So she can disappear again when another bloke comes along? Sounds like a pretty shit person to me.

Feels like the end of the world at the moment, but in reality it isn't. Eventually everything becomes a distant memory, so in the short term you'll have to wait it out. You'll find better in the future. I guarantee it (Azure's personal guarantee or your money back).

 

[slyhunter]

I haven't read the replies in this thread so I might be repeating somebody else, but you don't want her back. I mean, why would you? So she can disappear again when another bloke comes along? Sounds like a pretty shit person to me.

Feels like the end of the world at the moment, but in reality it isn't. Eventually everything becomes a distant memory, so in the short term you'll have to wait it out. You'll find better in the future. I guarantee it (Azure's personal guarantee or your money back).

Exactly, she's not worth it

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

I guarantee it (Azure's personal guarantee or your money back).

It's either:

a) OP finally got out of the basement and is getting it on with 5 different girls [not likely]
b) he anhero'd

I think his next of kin wants his money back

 

[Lolsmith]

oh god I just realised what this thread was about lol jesus christ