Staying a virgin until marriage (guys) (1 Viewer)

[RANK 1]

LOL why does this post end with a sad face?

r u a virgin?

 

[Shadowdude]

LOL why does this post end with a sad face?

Numerous reasons.

 

[RANK 1]

Numerous reasons.

name 1

 

[Shadowdude]

name 1

do you know what's going to happen

what's going to happen is i'll 99% likely get in there

do something stupid

and then i'll be left flustered and red-faced

and the girl will be giving me blank stares going "u srs bro"


plus have you seen sex scenes in movies? they're brutal. all that... moving and contortion of... masses and noises.

so, so carnal.

 

[Riproot]

r u a virgin?

no

do you know what's going to happen

what's going to happen is i'll 99% likely get in there

do something stupid

and then i'll be left flustered and red-faced

and the girl will be giving me blank stares going "u srs bro"


plus have you seen sex scenes in movies? they're brutal. all that... moving and contortion of... masses and noises.

so, so carnal.

lol

 

[RANK 1]

do you know what's going to happen

what's going to happen is i'll 99% likely get in there

do something stupid

and then i'll be left flustered and red-faced

and the girl will be giving me blank stares going "u srs bro"


plus have you seen sex scenes in movies? they're brutal. all that... moving and contortion of... masses and noises.

so, so carnal.

something stupid as in accidentally stick it in her urethra?

 

[Shadowdude]

something stupid as in accidentally stick it in her urethra?

well actually i haven't given thought to what stupid things i could do

but umm, i dunno... just running through some scenarios, like well... what are my arms supposed to be doing or what am i supposed to be looking at - like when we're doing it, am i supposed to look at the girl or at the wall or...

there are infinitely many stupid things i could do

they just elude me for the most part right now

 

[RANK 1]

well actually i haven't given thought to what stupid things i could do

but umm, i dunno... just running through some scenarios, like well... what are my arms supposed to be doing or what am i supposed to be looking at - like when we're doing it, am i supposed to look at the girl or at the wall or...

there are infinitely many stupid things i could do

they just elude me for the most part right now

buy a copy of 'kama sutra'

 

[Mature Lamb]

buy a copy of 'kama sutra'

oh cool because everyone who's had sex owns a copy of that

 

[Shadowdude]

buy a copy of 'kama sutra'

or just google it to get to the important bits

umm... yeah seeing lingerie clad women act out the positions is interesting, i'll admit

 

[RANK 1]

oh cool because everyone who's had sex owns a copy of that

no, but ppl like shadowdude need one

 

[Shadowdude]

I remember I was browsing a book shop in Singapore and it was just there on their featured shelf. I thought that was a bit weird.

I was like: "Shouldn't this be in a... somewhat restricted adult section and not near the shop front?"

 

[Bored_of_HSC]

I remember I was browsing a book shop in Singapore and it was just there on their featured shelf. I thought that was a bit weird.

I was like: "Shouldn't this be in a... somewhat restricted adult section and not near the shop front?"

They're pictures bro.

either way society has become somewhat desensitized to all that.

 

[Riproot]

well actually i haven't given thought to what stupid things i could do
but umm, i dunno... just running through some scenarios, like well... what are my arms supposed to be doing or what am i supposed to be looking at - like when we're doing it, am i supposed to look at the girl or at the wall or...
there are infinitely many stupid things i could do
they just elude me for the most part right now

lol
What is wrong with you?
If she's on top your hands go on her because you're pulling her around or whatever.
If you're on top your arms support you a bit by being on the bed or whatever.
Look at her! Why would you even suggest looking at the wall?! Sex is a very intimate thing Brohann.

 

[Shadowdude]

hmm. makes sense.

 

[onur91]

well actually i haven't given thought to what stupid things i could do

but umm, i dunno... just running through some scenarios, like well... what are my arms supposed to be doing or what am i supposed to be looking at - like when we're doing it, am i supposed to look at the girl or at the wall or...

there are infinitely many stupid things i could do

they just elude me for the most part right now

You'll be doing this

0:45 onwards.

 

[IamBread]

r u a virgin?

virgin4lyf

 

[inJust]

Just try no hands.

 

[Shadowdude]

You'll be doing this

0:45 onwards.

*skips to 0:45*

hmm.

well, on the plus side at least you didn't say from 0:00 onwards which would entail i'd just talk to the girl about my feelings

(but i would - i think)

 

[onur91]

well, on the plus side at least you didn't say from 0:00 onwards which would entail i'd just talk to the girl about my feelings

(but i would - i think)

Less chat, more awkward 'sex'