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There was a guy on a train last year who tried to convert me. I knew the conversation was trouble when he asked how my weekend was, then I asked back and he mentioned a 3 day bible study retreat :/ He hopped on at stratfield and hopped off at woy woy - that's an hour+ solid of this guy trying to convert me. I had the window seat, I was stuck. He kept going on and on. I explained that I do not have belief in what he does, that I believe in evolution and that I was not interested in what he was trying to offer (he was one of these fundamentalist, creationist types. The real scary ones.). So yeah, for this whole time I'm just humouring him, then when he started to talk about genetics and science and him saying it was trash - I just let it all out in the politest manner I freaking could without starting an argument. I just started laying down facts which he had been wrong about, scientific facts, not religious ones. I didn't shit all over him when he was talking about how his spiritual journey was rewarding, but he decided to shit all over me when I said that I've been a science student for the past 5 years. Screw it. So after letting go, it's super silent (thank fark) and then he says he's going for fresh air. Where do you find fresh air on a intercity, piece of crap, green seated train that wasn't going to stop for another 10 minutes :p Yeah, fucking coward. Initiate a conversation, don't stick around when it gets awkward. It's like when those people from India call you to tell you your "we're from microsoft security. Your windows xp has a virus" and you tell them to stop scamming you over the phone or you're going to call the police, then they hang up.

Moral of the story: I'm never engaging with small talk with people on trains ever again. Lesson learned.
An american tourist girl tried to convert me to jehovah's witnesses while waiting for the bus. She talked the whole time before the bus came because I'm too nice/polite/scared to say fuck off :( .
who here joined MATHSOC or ASOC?
If you do Actuarial you're automatically ASOC not sure about Maths.
 
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> guy doing weighted dips in unsw gym today you are a god gjdm

> joocey chick in black polker dot dress @ secret stand yesterday

> my bad brahs to seniors giving tours, i legged it

> wouldnt mind meeting some of you brahs, lets hit it up on thurs? nohomo nostalker strong everything

ah crap, I've forgotten about the secret society :( I actually am really interested in joining, more out of curiosity I guess :p On arc they mention something about a quest...is that really true? Like a treasure hunt type of thing?
 

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ah crap, I've forgotten about the secret society :( I actually am really interested in joining, more out of curiosity I guess :p On arc they mention something about a quest...is that really true? Like a treasure hunt type of thing?
no idea :L sorry LOL
 

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the fact you were doing it at all was the problem you aspie fuck


I want to soak my gameboy in bleach
god knows where your filthy hands have been
pushing jarrod away from me

and hey, i was bored - i do things when i'm bored. like random internet surfing.
 

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Reminds me, I decided to try out stalking yesterday. I was walking around when who do I see but Mature Lamb, and he's like "Oh I saw effy, oe, Riproot and UnrealAnchovies walking around. Follow them." I figured, "Hey, some on the forums think I'm a stalker - so heh, why not give it a whirl".

Took a stopwatch to see how long I could do it without getting caught. Umm... I lost them at the five minute mark and then I randomly saw them again. Figured, "Meh, this might get better" - but it... didn't, it was still kinda boring. And then they went up the steps and then this guy comes up to me and is like "Hi, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus" - and because of that short conversation, I lost them and then I gave up.

i'm the worst stalker ever :(
holy fucking shit.
 

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slyhunter told me about an epic two hour soccer match they had... i heard about it and was so jelly.

I've never been to that level of jelly only like a few times in my entire life. <_<


but uhh, o-week day 1 was good. getting into the groove of uni life again.
should've come (no they were good)

go to bar and buy drinks, didnt get checked for id

fuck yea
they had bouncers yesterday, security up

Reminds me, I decided to try out stalking yesterday. I was walking around when who do I see but Mature Lamb, and he's like "Oh I saw effy, oe, Riproot and UnrealAnchovies walking around. Follow them." I figured, "Hey, some on the forums think I'm a stalker - so heh, why not give it a whirl".

Took a stopwatch to see how long I could do it without getting caught. Umm... I lost them at the five minute mark and then I randomly saw them again. Figured, "Meh, this might get better" - but it... didn't, it was still kinda boring. And then they went up the steps and then this guy comes up to me and is like "Hi, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus" - and because of that short conversation, I lost them and then I gave up.

i'm the worst stalker ever :(
wat
 

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pushing jarrod away from me

and hey, i was bored - i do things when i'm bored. like random internet surfing.
Don't feel special, I was drunk and hugging everyone.

Yeah, and finally I won't have to rely on my 2nd DS for trading of pokemon.
yeah, and animania.
 

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ahahahahahaha fucking hell Johann

hey effy

you know

people

also




call




him a









rapist right








dON'T LIKE YER CHANCES GURL
 

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> guy doing weighted dips in unsw gym today you are a god gjdm

> joocey chick in black polker dot dress @ secret stand yesterday

> my bad brahs to seniors giving tours, i legged it

> wouldnt mind meeting some of you brahs, lets hit it up on thurs? nohomo nostalker strong everything
>Jew society people aren't as funny as Joan Rivers, Adam Sandler, etc. and will be offended if you make Jew jokes.

>Greens society people will accept you if you are a petroleum/mining engineer as long as you aren't open about it, and they legitimately know their arts(hons) degrees will get them nowhere.

>Exotic beer society president will openly tell an underage kid where the closest bars and bottle shops are.

>It was Toad's birthday and I stole his balloon.

>The librarians do not think singing is a suitable alternative to yelling.

>One of the guys at queer collective seemed straighter than many of my straight friends. and he was hot as fuck

>The red bull people had no red bull. :(

>Every answer to the questions in the happiness lecture is "alcohol."
 

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>Jew society people aren't as funny as Joan Rivers, Adam Sandler, etc. and will be offended if you make Jew jokes.

>Greens society people will accept you if you are a petroleum/mining engineer as long as you aren't open about it, and they legitimately know their arts(hons) degrees will get them nowhere.

>Exotic beer society president will openly tell an underage kid where the closest bars and bottle shops are.

>It was Toad's birthday and I stole his balloon.

>The librarians do not think singing is a suitable alternative to yelling.

>One of the guys at queer collective seemed straighter than many of my straight friends. and he was hot as fuck

>The red bull people had no red bull. :(

>Every answer to the questions in the happiness lecture is "alcohol."
Brb joining exotic beer society
 

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