I've got a story.
One time my friend had a forbidden love. He loved her, though he knew his religion, parents and culture wouldn't allow it. Through the forces of love, even though strictly against the rules, he met her. It was love at first sight. He was drooling over her and she was sizzling like... a thing that sizzles. And then, after a long time of looking at each other, he took the biggest bite. He luvd dat bacon, and every once in a while he'd pay me $3 a strip for me to give him so they can meet for their 1 year anniversary <3