LOL here comes some serious information.
if you desperately want to park RIGHT INSIDE the campus the only way is to pay expensive parking ticket. normally there are two kinds of parking, first one is some parking lots you can find within the campus but they are very expensive and normally restricted to 1 or 2P only.
otherwise you can park on the top level of the parking building, they are RELATIVELY Cheaper and has no time limits. You don't have the guarantee for the spot but they hardly get full.