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hey bby

Yeah, it's hard when friends drift apart but that doesn't mean you cant be friends. maybe she'll come around or maybe you'll even settle down or maybe you'll find someone else to go out with, but you can still be close to her.

maybe her friend is another stupid bitch who changes just because she's getting dicked

passionfruit soda. avocado. watermelon.

Your friend's going to regret not living it up once she hits 25/gets fat trust me. As for a solution to your problem you just have to make new friends.

Scared so scared HOW U KNO? =[

lmao chick @ parra jb hi fi piercings everywhere purple hair

Xpac2...

I don't even what do you seriously think if God existed he wouldn't have the capacity to impregnate Mary without fucking her? or does that transcend your shit little troll brain

haha I couldn't take this thread seriously. it was like a paki orgy for about 3 pages.

best way 2 stop awkwardness fuck him and in da middle b lyk STOPPPP n wen he stops b lyk HAMMERTIIIIME! CANT TOUCH THIS n start dancing then beat him senseless n be like "see wat it feels lyk wen someone feels awkward? fuk u" if he doesnt press charges he likes u.

they do taste like kebab [like beef doner kebab]. you might not taste it at first but it has such a kebabby aftertaste made me puke. havent tasted the rest

wtf is wrong with you you fucking retard he said those girls weren't virgins weird kunt

TBH most of the girls look like bitches in their Before photos so I'd be hatin' too. They're very reminiscent of the Plastics in Mean Girls so really... I lol'd at the thread. And plus I can see it happening to the girls in my grade who are all "OmG i CaN eAt so0o0o muCh MaCCaZzz n NoT gEt FaT...

There's nothing to say except what's already been said. Get a girlfriend. oh and get yourself checked for std's plz. =]

y cant u bitchez just orgasm god... [/sarcasm]

6 minutes.

plz explain. plzzz

right. anyway back to orgasms...

well fuck me sideways when did that happen