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my cousin lost 20 kg during hsc [she was pretty chubz]. stress made her not eat.

what the fuck. HOW CAN YOU WATCH THAT SHIT AND NOT KNOW IT'S PISS?

haha <3 tony's honesty. tbh I'm of the persuasion who think squirting is clear piss like when you drink too much water..

so anywayyyy back to orgasms. HAVE ANY OF YOU GIRLS SQUIRTED

bahaha chelsea girl how on earth did that come about and also i thought this was appropriate for this thread: http://www.boredusa.com/files/4a6e68fbcbcb.swf not safe for work ppl

omg. lol

ew. periods..

Yeah I agree it's not a good state to be in but hey. IMO everyone should own a vibrator.

Tulipa I think for most girls it's impatience. I could never orgasm because I couldn't just lie there and wait for something to happen. I'm not that great @ fantasizing and I'm actually ADHD so it's just like.. "SCREW THIS THERE'S SOMETHING SHINY OVER THERE I WANNA GO SEE WHAT IT IS". Other...

next time I will ask philosophical questions during sex. "if a tree falls in the wood and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound?" "is morality universal or relative?" "how do i know that the colour i see as green, is the same colour you see as green?" etc. etc.

LOL yeah he was. he was Latino/native american. such pretty skin. such a stupid boy.

lol no just terrible at maths. I guess he was trying to be helpful? lol.

haha I talked to another girl he'd slept with. and she said he tried to teach her her times tables during sex. like "WHAT'S 4 X 3" -..."12?" *thrust* that guy's such a fucking joke lmfao.

Yep. which is why at this age we need to just fuck the hot stupid ones because seriously even the smart ones will turn out shit might aswell go for the hot ones. ... so much easier said than done.

*huggles* poor bub =[ mine was an earsore. it was like FUCK JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK PRETTY OKAY I HATE YOUR VOICE AND HALF THE SHIT YOU SAY. like seriously once he was like "HEY AY0 IF YOU'RE SMART WHAT'S 285,000 TIMES 5 DONT USE A CALCULATOR" and i'm like "... 1 425 000" and he'd say...

No really it was more like... "8 april 2009: he might be a dickhead but fuck that was kinda cool. Now that I have had an orgasm I am a REAL WOMAN and I am going to throw out my diary cuz that's what lil girls do. all the love in the world xoxoxoxo ay0"

LOL. not really. I wrote it down. it was obviously yknow A PIONEER MOMENT.

beautiful. do want. specs plz

yes. when i was a younger 17. april the 8th 2009. k lol

lollllll only too expensive seriously "paul numan" has every sauce subway has + bread + cheese + meat MAKE IT AT HOME YOU LAZY CUNTS