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I tell people I'm the founder of the UNSW maths society. They expect me to be some basement Asian, and then they get a big surprise when they see me

Never going to happen for shadow. No girl has ever said no to me. That sounded creepy but what I am trying to say is you will say yes to me

Re: For a friend -> I'm an awesome maths tutor - band 6 ext 1 and 2 maths! $25/hr : Hahaha oh man those Sydney tech boys. I guess I approve.

I'm sorry bro I didn't realise it would hurt :(

You called me a cunt :( I would never do that to you

I'm selfish like that. Maybe I can invite effy too hahahahaha (fuck)

Yes but we could invite her to a threesome

And shadowslut I did come. As soon as I arrived on campus I called you guys for 15 Mins, no one picked up. Then when you finally answered you were already on the bus. fags.

I heard you are quite the babe, although your posts give off a psycho vibe. Just how I like my women.

All your ringtones are ultra gay. Silent/vibrate is where it's at.

unsw. brother did master of biomed when it first came out at unsw (when the cutoff was like 98+) and was offered a lot of graduate placements and shit (also because he HD'ed everything and got on deans list, etc.) also because i go to unsw and who doesn't want to go to my uni?

better than doing straight commerce, then deciding you want to do law and then going through the hassle of transfering

do comm/law and if you don't like law, you can drop it

idc tbh a hole is a hole

why are you even wearing wedges unless you have a girls night out or something tonight

Arrive at UNSW Everyone is on bus back to central Nice

BuT tHe LoRd SaId No SeX bEfOrE mArRiAgE!!!

okay just got out of bed and cbf leaving the house

Actually dont need to be over 18 i forgot lol Maybe ill see you tmrw

Ok for you over 18 nonawkward kids are we heading to the bar when everyone is done?