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  1. JohnMaximus

    Could this be our new flag?

    rustling me softly rustling me softly with his flag
  2. JohnMaximus

    North Korea mandates Kim Jong-un haircut for all men

    Read it on the train and was gonna post it once I got home you know what they say about great minds... props to the Unster tho I'd do the same thing if I was a dictator
  3. JohnMaximus

    Do guys really act like assholes to attract girls?

    i'm a nice guy and i'm not boring u fukkin phaggot i'm fukkin jacked say that to my face and not online and see what happens
  4. JohnMaximus

    Are your jimmies strong enough to withstand?

    People putting razor blades in the playground.
  5. JohnMaximus

    How to ask this person out?

    throw her a reese's
  6. JohnMaximus

    Knighthoods reintroduced to Australia

    inn u fuken wot m8 I'll hook u in the gabber
  7. JohnMaximus

    Transferring from UWS to USYD/UTS/Macquarie

    Let's face it Usyd is the only real step up also uwotm8
  8. JohnMaximus

    Is >90 reasonable

    Don't be this guy then. Even if the top 6 students are all gonna get a 95+ exam mark, don't be dead last guy. Also, don't get beat by 2u students. You're better than that.
  9. JohnMaximus

    Age Difference

    but that's statutory rape
  10. JohnMaximus

    Do guys really act like assholes to attract girls?

    no guy would want to attract the kind of psycho chick who posts a wall of text in the BoS-Love section every week anyway
  11. JohnMaximus

    Food to eat while losing weight?

    gender: male "losing weight" pls go #foreverbulk
  12. JohnMaximus

    Getting over your first love

    The real question is how to get under your first love
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