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I dislike asian food mcdonald's leopard print clothing alcohol cigarettes fake tan bleached hair australian idol ok GO

that is because girls are stupid and they straighten/dye their hair into oblivion

oh interesting the website has recipes but they are so poorly typed im just always like ...fuck it

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thats bc the photo has been shopped to death ugh no twilight guy looks horrible with short hair and so does heath ledger also an example: funky monk

preston h8ers ITT i also hate how badly they overreact like fuck you its food okay i could feed an orphan with that and they'd love me foreverrrrr

he's like moe syzlak + snape + shrek with a posh accent

I hate how ugly matt preston is like i cant bear to look at him

1/ they are more popular with women than you will ever be 2/ why are you 'yuck'ing at guys if youre straight j/w

only very beautiful guys can pull off long hair

bastard=someone who does not know who their dad is sperm bank baby= bastard seatbelts anticipate car crashes so ont wear seatbelts if you really dont want a car crash just dont get in the car!!!

arghhh me too, my tan was all hot and exotic and shit and im now white legs are reflecting sunlight & all too I hate how bad my skin is atm ugh fuck you winter

I think women have an easier time, because they have usually have a bigger dating pool if a woman is staying in a shit relationship, that's her fault because if she's not super ugly/fat she could always be with someone else

uh 15 + 24? thats illegal and fucked uppppppp in so many ways

only getting married if i decide i want kids fo sho aint raisin no bastards

what? problem in getting a job as a teacher? WHAT?

i know but still ugh germs

annoys me: the fact that i probably have an STD because my friends made me kiss that stupid iphone "kissing test" app after all 30 of them kissed it first

idk it suited you better

excuse me vannilla i liked your blonde hair more than your brown