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People who believe in god are too stupid to understand probability. They always say stupid shit like "thank god I didn't do it'' or '' god bless you'', no dumbass it's just probability.

god is dog spelt backwards.

half of the voters belief there is god?

They are, look at the Chinese bowl in the picture I used to feed it, shit me mama going murder for using her favourite bowl she bought in China on a cat. Luckily they still not back yet, I still have time to toilet train it so that it can hide in my room until she's old enough to go outdoor.

kittens are the most boring pets ever. All they do is sleep... might as well get a cactus. Though, hibernation does make her a lot easier to hide.

So I picked a free kitten of someone from gumtree, brought it home, gave it a shower, killed some fleas, gave it some ice cream, it doesn't want to play with me, just sleep for majority of the time. My parents will be back in an hour, I don't know what to do with it. THey'll get mad if they...

no wonder bos is famous for derailment. Anyway, I'm not talking about beaches, I'm talking about street, like can I walk topless through Martin Place if I have breasts? Those without a law degree, you may not post.

I know it's perfectly legal to do so in New York, what bout in Sydney? Never seen anywoman topless walking around in Sydney, despite this scorching whether. Heaps of guys does it though.

does she smell like a tuna?

my iq is shanghainese

She's into bears

Internet thinks he's hot http://www.dailydot.com/crime/elliot-rodger-so-hot-right-now-horrible/ http://thepunditpress.com/2014/05/25/internet-declares-elliot-rodgers-hot-laments-death-of-attractive-person/ His sister is damn hot, mostly likely hotter than you...

show just a pic of your face?

oh, yeah forgot about them. All I want is four boys to pass on my family name.

not gonna lie, he's not bad looking at all.

Jews + Chinese..= guaranteed ivy league

I think white men are practising eugenics by marrying Asian woman. So that their offspring has the look and the brain.

No, you can clearly tell it's a white guy in the background.

Yeah, don't you just some time wish your parents practices eugenics? It's their fault that I too stupid to do 4 unit maths.

Who here is going to practice eugenics to improve (at least ensure it does not go down) the intelligence of their offspring. Since intelligence comes with the mother, because it's on the X chromosome. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/brainy-sons-owe-intelligence-to-their-mothers-1339099.html...