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  1. Yo1anda

    Easyway

    I only drink that shit for pearls, really. You could put pearls in apple juice and I'd be all over that.
  2. Yo1anda

    Hookers.

    This is the internet. There are no real girls here.
  3. Yo1anda

    Clinkers?

    Chocolate with colourful ... stuff inside. It's not gooey stuff, it's chalky stuff. Really yummy chalky stuff. It's usually near the gummi's and such at woolworths. anyway, I like yellow.
  4. Yo1anda

    make up sex

    :love:
  5. Yo1anda

    make up sex

    What about me, sweettush?
  6. Yo1anda

    lebanese female voices

    Come on man, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. Also, gross, who the fuck posted that topless leb. Anyway... Arabic utilises muscles at the back of the throat for phonetics that don't exist in English. All leb girls have the capacities to speak like actual women, but they're usually...
  7. Yo1anda

    Girls why dont you want to be housewives

    No because kids are little shits. They'll hate me because I slapped them for playing in the gutter and they'll love daddy because he comes home bearing corporate bonbons and is too fucking tired to yell.
  8. Yo1anda

    make up sex

    What the troll said.
  9. Yo1anda

    Do you turn heads when you are out with your partner?

    Yes, because he's Asian. So skanky Tila Tequila types make it a point to stare and grit their teeth and such.
  10. Yo1anda

    make up sex

    You can't always have what you want, fuck.
  11. Yo1anda

    Hookers.

    Best hookers be at Clyde. 17 year old asian chix. I used to roll with them. One was a real dyme piece.
  12. Yo1anda

    make up sex

    I do. also:vanilla latte, you are a skank.
  13. Yo1anda

    Whats 'hot' for you?

    Tall, dark, muscly, tribal tats. mmmm
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