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"oh and Justin was a sleepy Knob, pa rum pa pum pumpum" night Justin

Ohhhhh Well at least the Deep bit is similar ;) Evan out of boredom would like to provoke lynn into dancing so he puts the speakers up full blast "I like big butts and I cannot lie, an you other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in...

Evan wonders what D&M means and asks if it is anything like S&M

Evan thinks that Marcus could not possibly make so many mistakes in row and that it is merely part of something deeper that only Marcus understands. Evan also says "Hi, Super Sexy Katie"

Evan thinks Marcus did that one on purpose

Marcus its not "I can't deny" it is "I cannot lie" EDIT: Lynn's got the bling bling ;)

Evan writhes in jealousy at Lynn and Justin's special status and decides he should make up his own user group, The Slappers

You'll see Verse 3 " Justin was musing softly on the fact that he was no fun and dressed like a bum-pa rum pa pum pum pum"

And so he should Verse 2 "He even wrote a guide to the word bum He's also paranoid about his major work pa rum pa pum pum pum"

They sang songs of Justinial revelation " Oh Justin was a greek boy With a major work pa rumm pa pa pum puum pum"

Oh well Lynn and Marcus and Katie and Alan and Amber like all told Evan in perfect chorus while they were revealing all of your secrets. It was amazing Evan even learned how much stuff you have in the clothes closet.

Evan thinks you have to download a program from the net which will allow you to utilise that and that Marcus probably has this program

Evan already knew that

Gasp "how does Marcus know about Evan's story?"

Then it has the desired effect hmmmmmm... maybe Evan should put that in his story

Oh, Evan did far worse in his imagination. What occured in his imagination involved an electrically powered razor edged spatula , a certain person's skin and sensation enhancing drugs along with ALOT of time

Evan was *this* close to throwing a calculator at him then jumping across the tables to throttle him , then using his body to bang a hole in the wall to get some ventilation( while stealing his pens of course)

Well Evan started classes today and it sucked, there were no air conditioners or fans and we couldn't open the windows and Evan's pen exploded and this silly person kept pestering Evan with his opinions on cleavage and Evan quotes "a woman with whale blubber is hot cos of her tits" :rolleyes:

Evan says hi and asks what momentous events have occured to Marcus this day

No she isn't. Lazarus kidnapped her and took her to his lair and made her into his BOS succubi and now she will destroy us all! :D