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I'm not into kinky, I'd prefer romantic anal sex.

I wish these people would put up their myspaces or picture of themselves so that I can see if they're ugly, and if they are, laugh at them.

Nah, I was going to do you up the arse anyway.

K, I'm at home, so come over. I'll leave the door open. I'm off to clean up a bit, so I'll see you soon.

just buy one from harvey norman, you jew

You mean you're happy for me to do it?

Either way, I want to fuck your brains out. Right now.

I say that about lots of people. Are you sure it was at uni? I remember saying I thought I saw you at charlestown square once. Fuck I was tired that day, 4:30am starts ftl. It can't have been legal for me to have been driving in that condition.

Fuck your replies are boring. So emily, an off-topic question, when was the last time I saw you?

Fix your spelling so I can use google translator. edit: actually i found a few places that did a translation: "I said, we owe together every rent laughter toward was noisily" "I said, we must to all rent together laughter towards outside noisily" "I said, we owe any rent together laugh was...

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Oh God, no. Will play it, won't pay for it.

My parents bought a unit deep in hamo, I'd be tempted to make them let me use it, but I need someone to share it with. It'd be a pretty a sweet place to live, I like beaumont street.

See, this is why we can't have sexy msn convos. I'd totally read into this too much.

Nah, I'm pretty good at pulling out and shooting you in the eye. I've got some RU-486 for plan B, though.

primary school chicks put out

Fine, but I don't have to wear a condom this time.

I guess. But how do I get to charlestown? We can probably just go straight through to the esplanade and get ice cream there and maybe walk back to my house,cause its only ~30min walk which isn't that bad, have sexy time, and then if I'm sick of you I can drive you home. Is there anything...

Awesome! Can we take the bus to an adult store? Or to my place? Or to an ice cream shop? I love ice cream.

I thought it had something to do about masturbating. But anyway, the bus thing is they go on a date by just riding around in a bus.