Oh god yes I hate that.
Maybe you were supposed to dress up as a giant hat?
Ah good, I was going to say that if you were muslim you were probably serious about raping Emily :D
I don't believe that. I'm sure there's lots of things in the world that you haven't tried, so by your logic you...
That's a fair statement.
It's a personal thing, I only want to tell a girl I love her if I do, or if I'm messing with her emotions to get in her pants.
Man, it'd be pretty pro if it was on my birthday! (even though my birthday is on a tuesday)
Nah he's kinda slumped on the chair with his head cocked back. If he drools, it will go down the back of his throat which will result in lots of lulz.
You should have given them fashion advice like...
I want a confirmation though, because I keep thinking of all these jokes but I'm not sure if I should say them in case he wants to blow me up.
Sound fun but too far away plus you're not there so it loses novelty.
On topic: Theres this guy sitting a couple of computers away who's asleep...
Target.
edit: they were $179 when I bought mine about a year ago. They're not in the latest catalog though, so you'll have to go in the check it out. Failing there, check the other department stores (myer, k-mart, big-w)