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russianROULETTE have you read them before? I read them Grade 6-8 and oh my god I was so in love. Still am, actually, it's just a bit uncool now I'm over 18 to confess it. I always held grand visions of directing the motion picture(s). Still will if they majorly stuff it up.

Letters from a War Zone by Andrea Dworkin is a good radical feminist text appaz. Lots of porn, glad wrap, scissors. Don't mention it. Even with the hindsight of a month i can't recommend it highly enough. Penguin classics have been slashed down to $6.99 in my post office!!! I'm going to...

You told that story before. But I'm pretty sure I've duplicated on Woolworths-related stories. I guess there aren't many to go round.

What about that time Tony Abbott performed absolutely terribly in an interview with Kezza O'Brien, e.g. on the 7.30 Report just now. I think that cemented his place in the "never will be PM" category, unless a child abuse scandal in the ranks of the Labor front bench is uncovered, or something...

Yeh do that "i can't serve those people" thing. I've always wanted to. One day when I was supervising this woman was like "I can't serve that black guy because he burnt down my Mum's house." But actually I think she was just really racist because he always seemed nice and not of the arsonist...

Hahahahaha you should have smashed them up. It is centrelink after all. Mmmm Friday and Saturday 2400s are bad! One night some friends and I went into my old Woolies to order a taxi from the taxi phone and there were these bogans there annoying the shit out of everyone, then the followed us...

We had a similar situation today. A three year old was running around after his sister with his pop top open, squirting orange juice all over the floor. Ok maybe a little less emergenic, but whatever. Great day today, as Sundays always are. The IGA was closed so the SM rang to give us an...

How do you know if I would look good in them!? I'm currently in the process of giving my uniform away...

What an evil DM. Well that's debatable. The customers love them, I got like a thousand compliments about how snazzy i looked yesterday. Did she say no? We passed SMARTS this time, 84%. I wonder what happens if you fail twice in a row?

Oh no. I'm flying with them next weekend. I don't even like Thai food. Except pad thai. Are they generous with drinks? And then my 13hr lufthansa flight to Germany/London doesn't have seat-back TVs, so I'm thinking I might just get drunk and try to fall asleep. Mmmmm my auntie got a bug in...

Haha yes it is The Claw. I remember she rocked up once ten minutes before closing back in my operator days and just followed us round awkwardly and raising her eyebrows at everything. Said something about how we've "always been a bit different out here", that was back in the days when we locked...

I must say I agree with all this. Genocide still happens murphz.

Lulz I always thought you were male. I like making these assumptions before looking at the 'sex' bit under your avatar. The old lady giving you lollies is so sweet by the way! I'm pretty sure i have never cried at work. Once I cried at home when I forgot to go to work. But that's all. Oh em...

Lordtpocat I would so hate you. Although I don't care about eye contact, I usually go up to grocery members and put myself between them and the shelf/trolley, thus making me completely unavoidable. I haven't been at work for three days. From this afternoon on I'm there til possibly next...

Actually yes, can so relate the coke displays being a confrontation point between supervisors and management. This was always the case in my old store, which has a similar layout to yours i think. If it was something drastic then a trip to the bakery displays was called for. Another hotspot...

Hey shinji do deli peeps often give out extra kebabs? We always seem to get one extra. I thought maybe it was a secret Woolworths policy of giving staff members extra kebabs? Dad was like "more like a secret policy of not being able to count." He's a comedian.

As your other absurd argument that we should engage in a race to the bottom in abolishing individual rights has already been addressed quite adeptly by Chemical Ali, can I just point out that some people may in fact defend the right for women to wear the burqa because we don't believe the...

Are you guys on the group that I was on? I think my time there is done. The emotional toll was too great, and my searing sarcasm totally won out in the end. Wixxy we had a very attractive relief-SM for a while (mid-twenties) and females calling in sick went down to zero for about two weeks. New...

He was just quoting the man, calm down.