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What does your dress look like lyssar?

:O so is mines!

Just fretting extended response, who knows what it's gonna ask, it's annoying.

Basic Principles - no woman wakes up saying "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!" Now, she might say "This is a really bad time for me," or something like "I just need some space," or my personal favorite "I'm really into my career right now." You believe that? Neither does she. You...

naww what a cutie

ultimate fantasy: Me and lyssar :shy:

A guy walked into a bar and met a drop-dead gorgeous girl. The funeral is held in a few weeks time.

Yeah so was your mum

Define: A substance that acts on the mind and allows the arousal of sexual desire. What are the aphrodisiacs? Do they work? Your Opinions. etc etc

Guys: Would you/have you hooked up with a chick after she sucked your cawk? Girls: Would you/have you hooked up with a guy after he licked your burger?

You killed her mentally

I know, me know

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? One goes meow the other goes woof.

McDonald McDonald, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

YOU ARE THE SAME!

You're fucking horrible, go play in traffic now!

If the sex will be worth it

WTF IS A WILLYTOP :mad: </o>

When people dont trust your driving and they think you're gonna crash or something so they hold onto their seat, or have this scared facial expression.

How do you get a child to do something for you? Reverse Psychology