2013 HSC Results/ATAR banter! (1 Viewer)

[Spiritual Bean]

yeaaaaaah

 

[Chronost]

what is lyfe

 

[Spiritual Bean]

atar is lyfe

 

[Examine]

I thought i'd resurrect this gem since it's so close to the day.

well i woke up to my mum bashing my bedroom door ( this was at 11.30 am), i open the door and she's angry as hell.. screaming and yelling, saying that John ( my best friend) got an atar of 77.85 and i had better beat that, ( she hates john's mum)...
anyways, do i put in my student number and pin, and it didnt work.
so my mum left the room, i thought she was gone for good... little did i know, she had gone to get my younger brother's metal baseball bat( he has adhd, so mum gives him a baseball bat to smash his head with, coz u know we just keep losing too many walls and stuff man, it's expensive)
so anyways, the woman comes up from behind and raises her arms to an angle of about 135 degrees ( acute angle)... i finally get my hsc pin right, it was 12345 ( silly me )..
and then my atar comes up.. 68
my mum strikes my head with the bat and knocks me off my chair... my dad comes in and demands to know what the problem is.
my mum replies saying " he got less than john, john got 77.85 and he got 68" my dad then repsonds saying " calm down u animal kient, it's only a 3 mark difference"
my mum then loses the plot, takes off her shirt and suffocates my dad with it, tying it around his neck and jumping on his belly( removing all the last bits of air from his lungs).
now back to me,
my mum then comes back to me and says" this is ur 4th year doing ur hsc u dirty dog, and ur lucky u passed this time, coz if u didnt, i would have chopped u up and fed ya to moey and abdul ( our pitbulls)..
she then leaves my room but shortly returns with a cub of old milo and a few stale biscuits.this made my day.

 

[williamdaft]

^rofl

 

[marlins4]

Are the ATAR's public in the paper or not?

 

[Makematics]

Are the ATAR's public in the paper or not?

ofc not

 

[williamdaft]

Are the ATAR's public in the paper or not?

no.. state ranks and band6 achievers are listed tho.

 

[Drifting95]

ofc not

Thanks man, i was scared as well because i thought my relatives would see my atar.

 

[obliviousninja]

ofc not

inb4 nerd scenario

 

[RealiseNothing]

no.. state ranks and band6 achievers are listed tho.

Just band 6.

 

[Lina3]

Are the ATAR's public in the paper or not?

No, but I think they used to be.

 

[nerdasdasd]

Good luck everyone , may everyone reap the yields from their great harvests.

 

[obliviousninja]

24 more hours and 15 minutes till I shall receive my state ranking.

 

[anomalousdecay]

24 more hours and 15 minutes till I shall receive my devastation.

Applicable to me.

 

[Web Addict]

Are we going to get our ATARs through text messages?

 

[asianese]

Are we going to get our ATARs through text messages?

No. Only through uac website.

 

[kalstar]

Thanks man, i was scared as well because i thought my relatives would see my atar.

lmao swag

 

[obliviousninja]

That moment when I get 99 ATAR





















...never.

 

[iPhone4]

I dont really need an ATAR when I have #swag anyway.