context: this was last week and i have lactose intolerance and get very gassy
so i was sitting with my friend group and of course i did my tooting business (of course i was slick with it, i'm a silent but deadly tooter), and then my friend said "why does it smell fishy" and my other friend was about to say "yeah its my food" but i was like in my head "oh god" so i decided to get it over and done with and said "sorry i farted" and EVERYONE scooched away from me in unison. it was like they had telepathy...