ACCG253 hand in thing (3 Viewers)

[redruM]

i had a gay-ish asian tutor substitute for our usual tutor (the lecturer this week for stream b, the indian bloke). he is a good tutor, the asian one, not the indian one. he couldnt explain that 6.25, i mean every tutor should be able to explain any tutorial question and how shit was his lecturing too. *shakes head*

 

[boinkBOINK]

reaver? perhaps we're in the same tute lol
i got the gay steven guy as well
but ye today he just got straight into it
pun not intended

but totally agreed on the lecvturing of the indian guy though
it just went over my head

 

[Orange Juice]

shit im sooo messed for tommorow, ive read half of chapt 1 and fuck that perfect 2 model thing is so confusing... with all its graphs and shit i bet itll be in the test...

damn my tutor sucks... i wanna change... not only does he speak unclearly but also the whole class is like azn gangstas... i dont wanna be steppin outta line

 

[boinkBOINK]

scrwed oj...

do u think we need to know the tax rates?
ie. 17% 30% etc

 

[Orange Juice]

doubt it mate...
a few hours later still no progress... im fucked...
has anyone done any questions and know 100% their right? else its useless to do the q's

 

[boinkBOINK]

im still reading the chapters again
so much to remember
im so not gonna remember when to do what and where and how and why
matee
it aint cool

 

[Orange Juice]

too many formulas man... we got 0 growth, constant growth, super growth, then like super dooper growth, then a bunch of super super dooper ones...

how many do we need?
and explain to me the 2 sector perfect model or whatever...
i dont understand it

 

[boinkBOINK]

yea and dont forget all the bond pricing etc formulas
and then working out cash flow from assets
to shareholders
to debtholders
eps
dps
and whatever else

 

[Orange Juice]

erm? wtf?
ive only done chapters 1,2,6 ... havnt done dividends yet mate...

explain that model to me dude

 

[boinkBOINK]

lol sif i get that model
it reminds me of bba103
nd i totally detested that sub and did not get it one bit

and all that other stuff i mentioned oj
lol was in chapter 2
which uve already read

 

[Orange Juice]

fuck you dude... i cant believe none of that stayed in my head LOL

EPS was not in chp2 mate... its in dividends...
what chp2 about sole traders?
i hope they have alot of questions on types of businesses!

 

[boinkBOINK]

lol same thing to me

well theres some eps in chapter 2
its near the taxes
its boxed in and says that theres 400mil shares on offer
and the net profit was 472
and they find the eps and dps

 

[Orange Juice]

mate one step at a time alright?
first of all... why is our test on saturday?

 

[boinkBOINK]

or why is it so soon
or why a test at all
mate

 

[ReaveR]

I'm still on Ch1 and its talking about Sole traders and stuff...Ch2 is financial statements.

Damn I went to some AAMI driving course today which took the whole day and I come home to study and find I'm screwed lol

Yeah boink we prolly in the same tute I answered the first question in first tute and he called me a clever boy.

 

[Orange Juice]

reaver no need to gloat mate... your prolly a genius...
have you guys done a summary? im assuming you havnt reaver... but you boinky?

 

[boinkBOINK]

a summary?
well im handwriting some stuff as we go hopin it would sink in
so far tehres just too much to remember
theres like a gazillion formulas that look like
po=dt * (1+g)/(r-g) = dt+1/(r-g)
and a hundred more depending on what scenario it is

 

[ReaveR]

I'm not gloating.
He winked and giggled at me.

Edit: Also I said that to see if boink was in my tute

 

[boinkBOINK]

LOL he scared me when i walked in

i sat down and he looked at me
so i was like "hey"
and he was like "david right?
and i was like "yea you remembered"
*giggles "maybe your special"

thats a little too close for comfort there

and it sucks that we wont have any formulas

 

[Orange Juice]

reaver you sexy man... your tutor wants ya mate...
boinky didnt ya tell me he wanted you too?
oh no battle it out fellas