best pick-up lines (2 Viewers)

[chazza]

hey. . you guys and gals,, does any1 have any good pickup lines, to flirt with the opposite sex?? if so,, tell me ppl

 

[nerd2die6]

"Hey there babe, I can type properly."
sex ensured

 

[*girl04*]

i know lameo ones!

are u from pearl harbour?
coz ur da bomb!

and ( my personal fave) are u jamacian? coz jamacian me crazy!

 

[*girl04*]

i lost my phone number, can i have yours?

 

[Loz#1]

Originally posted by [FTHRW8]
Hey you wanna go gome for a pizza and a fuck?

*SLAP*

What, you don't like Pizza?

Haha, class.

 

[Loz#1]

Originally posted by [FTHRW8]
Tomorrow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you ?

You've forgotten this classic:

M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
F: Unfertilised

 

[hipsta_jess]

haha, pinched from the wog boy
'i believe you are what you eat, and by tomorrow i plan to be you'
id never say it, but its pretty funny.

 

[*girl04*]

LAMEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

Will you go out with me?.......... to McDonald's?

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?

 

[Winston]

I like pandas, and you soooo look like one, lets make love.

ok that's bad ...

 

[Malazn Pleasure]

Originally posted by chazza
hey. . you guys and gals,, does any1 have any good pickup lines, to flirt with the opposite sex?? if so,, tell me ppl

nah i dont need pick up lines to get girls

pick up lines r for guys who cant get shit

 

[Katie123]

i heard one
'There are 370 ( cant remember the number) bones in the female body. Do you want one more?'

worst thing is that my bf told me that he knew that one and i was like lukky u didnt try it on me

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

your dad must be a baker, because you've got nice buns

 

[mightymest]

are your parents retarted? cause i think your special

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

Originally posted by mightymest
are your parents retarted? cause i think your special

rofl


eh its kinda mean
*hits herself*

 

[sexybrat]

This is wot 1 of my guy friends tried...

"nice shoes, wanna f***?"

but he got slapped across the face....

 

[Tommy_Lamp]

if you think chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie

hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?

hi, I'm the new milkman. do you want it in the front or the back?

you are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can be breastfed by you until I'm 20.

 

[Calculon]

Have you ever tripped over a tree trunk? How bout a root then?