best pick-up lines (1 Viewer)

[Shifty]

If i said you had a nice body, would you hold against me?

 

[Shifty]

If i said you had a nice body, would you hold IT** against me?

 

[Ranger Stacie]

Originally posted by Shifty
If i said you had a nice body, would you hold against me?

LOL ages ago a really drunk guy stumbled over to me and said that to me..but I think it was a dare

 

[Korn]

Best pickup lines

Whats the best pickup line yourve ever heard or used and it worked.

 

[Slidey]

Spontaneity is best - it has more passion, fits better, and is less likely to screw you over.

 

[Korn]

i made this post as a contrast to my worst pickup line thread

 

[breaking]

people who post on internet forums asking for pickup lines aren't gonna have much luck using them anyway

 

[Smokey_22]

Pick-up lines should really not be planned. Most 'targets' can pick up on the fact that you are regurgitating something from memory and it usually sounds lame/manufactured/false.
Generally better pick-up liners have good delivery and style, but as slide rule says, you should really be spontaneous.

 

[Korn]

true that 9/10 times that would be true, however nothing is impossible!

 

[crono]

"Hey baby, did you just fart coz you just blew me away"

 

[santaslayer]

"Hey baby, did you just fart coz you just blew me away"

ahahahahahahaahhaaahha...

 

[jumb]

"Hey baby, did you just fart coz you just blew me away"

Hah! That's way classy.

 

[azzie]

"lets get liquored up and rape each other"
always works.

 

[Ranger Stacie]

i may not be fred flinstone but i sure kow how to make a bed rock

 

[miss_b]

Excuse me, what's your name?
Why?
Because i want tell santa that all i want for christmas is you...

 

[matt#1]

Got sum sad lamo ones! just 4 a laugh!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."

Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.

hehe...there are some classics there . *runs outside to test them on random girls*

 

[mr_brightside]

*steals off Roving with Rove*

Guy: - puts ice down near girl, smashes with hand-
"Now that the ice is broken......"

 

[Collin]

The word of the day is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word.

 

[pchomer]

Excuse me ms, are you free tonight.......or is it gonna cost me ???

good for a laugh or a slap........

 

[crazy_kitten]

"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"
"Where I come from casual sex is regaurded as less passionate then a kiss, I don't know you well enough to kiss, so how about a quickie?"
"some people are here to find love, myself? I'm after sex with someone as good looking as you" ~ made up by me
"There's something about you that gives me a boner, so I think it's your responsibility to help me get rid of it." ~ also by me (be warned, if the person you are talking to is holding a sharp object and gets a weird glint in their eyes.)
"The way I see it is, we could either go back to our respective places and hire hookers costing at least $100, or you could come back to mine, which saves at least $200"

From that british show coupling a man tells a woman that doesn't speak english that he likes her ears... he ends up walking back to his mates and tells them "She thinks I collect people's ears in a bucket"