Best Pickup Lines (1 Viewer)

[drowning_pocoyo]

Whats the best pickup line you have heard? xD

IMO - 'My torch has two times magnification'

 

[Sonata]

this http://community.boredofstudies.org/293/love-relationships/111092/world-pick-up-line.html

 

[townie]

How heavy is a Polar Bear?

Heavy enough to break the ice.

 

[Bainesy]

this http://community.boredofstudies.org/293/love-relationships/111092/world-pick-up-line.html

uh...have you read the title of that thread?

 

[monesh]

Lets have some fun this beat is sick, i want to take a ride on your disco stick.

 

[CountVonChocula]

hey girl
penis ride = 10c

i can lend u 10c

 

[timw7845]

hey girl
penis ride = 10c

i can lend u 10c

classy

 

[iNerd]

did you just fart?
cause you blew me away!

 

[lyounamu]

did you just fart?
cause you blew me away!

big no

 

[monesh]

tits out, for the boys, tits out for the boys.

Chant that shit lads...100 idiots chanting that together (no homo).

 

[tku336]

yeah that ones great.

though its better said one on one in a quiet romantic location.

 

[iNerd]

big no

sarcasm

 

[Garygaz]

Who needs a pick up line when there's chloroform.

 

[u-borat]

chloroform is all about the pick-up and go....no lines are required

 

[iamsickofyear12]

Guy: (Beckons girl with finger)

Girl: (Approaches)

Guy: Do you always cum when someone fingers you?

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(Hand girl a napkin/towel/other similar thing)

Girl: What's this for?

Guy: To wipe off your face after I cum on it.

 

[decypher]

Hey baby, I can use the BoS search function.

 

[HalcyonSky]

you have really pretty eyes, they'd look great in a jar on my shelf

 

[iNerd]

you have really pretty eyes, they'd look great in a jar on my shelf

+10

 

[drowning_pocoyo]

Guy: (Beckons girl with finger)

Girl: (Approaches)

Guy: Do you always cum when someone fingers you?

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(Hand girl a napkin/towel/other similar thing)

Girl: What's this for?

Guy: To wipe off your face after I cum on it.

i lol'ed thats pretty funny xD

 

[gcchick]

Guy: You got a little Irish in you?
Girl: No
Guy: Want some?

Lame but still funny.