best way to dump a guy? (1 Viewer)

[darkwolfzx]

I wouldn't consider writing letters or emailing. Leaving a paper trail will come back to haunt you.

Just call him, say you're not seeing him again, and find whatever excuse you can to stay away from him. If he calls, say you're busy, no exceptions. Meanwhile go hang out with your friends and put your mind somewhere else.

 

[Riet]

send him an SMS like, "Hey what you upto this weekend?" then another one right after saying: "PS, You're dumped."

 

[Riet]

PS you should lose some weight.

 

[simonloo]

take a dump on hm. he'll get the idea

 

[goony]

"It's over"
"why?"
"well, i'm making this cake at the moment and i really can't pull myself away from it"

 

[axlenatore]

can i have his number, im lonely

 

[Steppenwolf]

Phone call - less pressure, just unload your emotions and rip him to shreds

zing!

 

[L]

Take him out to a rugby game, or whatever he likes. Have a really nice night with him.

Then take him back to yours and tell him you will let him have anal sex with you.

Tell him you want the lights off though. Put your hand on his penis, and wait till he gets hard then punch him in the face and run out.

On the way out, turn on the lights, which reveal his entire family dead, naked and mutilated all around the room.

 

[stazi]

1. he always shows up at least 30 min late and expects me to forgive him straight away, or tries to make up for it with a kiss. I feel like im treated like rubbish.

Please look at your chromosomes. You're a woman. You are rubish.

2. He never tells me anything nice, how i look, personality etc. His comments are always negative, "when is your baby due?" and im perfectly healthy 175cm tall 60kg.

That's cos you are fat. Lose some weight.

3.I asked if i could start calling him my boyfriend, and he keeps jokingly suggesting 'friends with benifits' and finally said "okaaay"

Do you cook him dinner every night? Do you iron his clothes? Until you do, he's not your boyfriend.

4. everytime i see him he is more interested in making out with me rather than getting to know me. Each time he just pushes more and more and we talk less and less. I just feel so used.

Yes, because women have nothing interesting to say.

 

[stazi]

also, is this the guy? i think i see the problem: he's black

 

[housah0lic]

stazi how the fuck do you do it

 

[L]

oh lol oh lol

much respect gained

 

[stazi]

stazi how the fuck do you do it

haha find people's photos on the interwebs?

 

[housah0lic]

haha find people's photos on the interwebs?

si si

 

[dux&src]

haha find people's photos on the interwebs?

yea, lol that i would also like to know

 

[stazi]

it's called being l33t at google/general stalking.

 

[housah0lic]

i don't know what l33t is.

 

[stazi]

l33t = elite = awesome = me. awesome IS me

 

[housah0lic]

that's fucking gay.

so how do i dump my guy when there's nothing wrong with him.

 

[justanotherposter]

also, is this the guy? i think i see the problem: he's black

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z256/i-c-lil-ppl/DSC08733.jpg

she's a race traitor? this is getting risky now, they may spawn the anti-christ or something.

+1 inch to your e-penis for finding that photo.