Bloddy funny frontline essay (1 Viewer)

[Ragerunner]

Bloody funny frontline essay

this is a HSC exam response on Frontline

http://users.on.net/unix/funnyfrontline.pdf

its so funny i can't believe it.

note : its a band 1 essay

mike monro instead of mike moore. LOL

 

[ND]

LOL, how funny is that. The whole first paragraph is one sentence.
And i though my friend's assessment which made no sense at all and had 'u' in the place of 'you' was funny.

 

[braindrainedAsh]

My 8 year old sister writes with better grammer and style than that.

Why were they doing advanced english!!!!

 

[Ragerunner]

its essays like these that make marking HSC papers FUN!

 

[Rahul]

thats mean.




:rofl:

 

[Constip8edSkunk]

lol

but seriously how is that borderline band1/band2? it isnt even coherent, perhaps its coz he mentioned the buzzword truth

 

[braindrainedAsh]

No I don't think it means it's borederline, that's just the way the standards packages are set out. It couldn't possibly be borderline, it's a band one for sure!!!

 

[Bl@h]

hahah that is funny shit! lol what the hell is that guy on about?????!?!? Far out that guy should b doing like year 7 ESL- no offence to any ESL students out there you dominate me by actually learning a second language...but even those of u who do it would have to agree that that is CRAP

 

[SoCal]

Originally posted by Ragerunner
this is a HSC exam response on Frontline

http://users.on.net/unix/funnyfrontline.pdf

its so funny i can't believe it.

note : its a band 1 essay

mike monro instead of mike moore. LOL

I just woke my whole family up, I was laughing that hard. I was in tears (literally). My question II in Paper II of this years Trial HSC would have been something like that. I just could not remember anything about Silvia Plath's poems!

 

[iambored]

oh come on!! poor kid!


edit: ok i know what u mean! but they're possibly from another country

 

[SoCal]

Originally posted by iambored
oh come on!! poor kid!


edit: ok i know what u mean! but they're possibly from another country

If so, why would they do Advanced English?

 

[thumb]

That's hilarious !! What a crack-up..

Are there any more out there to make me laugh?

 

[Beaky]

hehehe tried...

:uhhuh: :uhhuh: :uhhuh:

 

[veg]

haha, i love reading band 1 responses. we do it all the time with the HSC standards packages

 

[bubz :D]

oh. my. Lord.

;DDDDD

 

[imsooverskool]

seriously why would anyone let a kid that incoherent do advanced??????????? maybe its a joke? like someone who couldnt give a toss about their exams went in and thought they would write something that stupid to amuse the markers? at least i know im not going 2 get a band 1 now PHEW!

 

[Jumbo Cactuar]

Well at least I won't go down as the worst E(Adv) student ever. I feel marginally better about my HSC chances with responses like that!!

And stop being mean you racists!! hehe

 

[Bob the Tomato]

its people like that that make you feel smarter

 

[greeninsanity]

anyone have a copy of this? the link doesn't work anymore...

 

[zelda]

the link is dead ><
i wanna read it lol!