sunjet said:
Soft cock.
We had a douche bag of a teacher for year 11 and the start of year 12 for english.
he didn't know anyones names, so we had to put "name tags" on the front of the desk. with the usual swapping names and making up stupid names etc etc.
we would get up and walk around the room to see how many laps we could get before he noticed.
he used to use a headset with a microphone and a loud speaker, cause he had a fucked up voice. so we sent messages to people phones and you could hear the "beep beep beep" sound coming through his speaker.
whenever he walked near metal he would get hardcore feedback. which would always get a good laugh.
He was writing on the white board one day and we threw a piece of paper that bounched off the board and hit him in the head. He either didnt notice, or acted like he didnt notice and just keep doing what he was doing...
He was an absolute nut job. He made our room into the shape of a U (like they do at uni with tutors etc) but he would stand in the middle and prance around like a fruit cake and SPIT EVERYWHERE! he would jiggle his arse and his man boobs and wonder why all the girls in the class were scared of him.
we played games between a few students seeing how loud we could swear and how much we could swear at him before he noticed. we were never ever sent out, we never even got in trouble. We don't even know if he noticed. And there were lots and lots of F's and C's directed at him.
Eventually when we realised that our Adv. english course consisted of swearing at our douche bag of a teacher, we decided we needed to do something. two girls left the class, to go to another english class, but we were determined to fuck him up.
So we swore some more, threw heaps more pieces of paper at him and even told him how much of a poof his son was. and that we saw his son down the street, doing drugs etc etc...
we used to just argue with him for the sake of it. so he would get all pissed. then was he was pissed, we would start to spit... and the fun began!
oh back to the point of the post....
we complained out tits off for to other teachers, and english teachers. then co-ordinators and the principal... just about anyone that would listen... even those that wouldnt.
we eventually had a "round table discussion" with him and the english coordinator. we got to basically show the english coordinator how much of a dick he was... and he dug his own grave.
did i mention we are unto our 3rd teacher?