I'll take Cherryblossom Fridays and Saturdays, Neo can take her Thursdays and Mondays, Iron Woman can take her Tuesdays and Sundays. She can take who ever she wants on Wednesdays or we can roll dice.
Meanwhile, yes, taxpayer funded. That's not to say I won't work, as anyone knows, work is a good way to meet people and pick up girls (aka co-workers). See, the Government shouldn't be fucking around with unfair dismissal laws, they should be promoting the potential child-rearing aspect of a casualised labour force! It would solve that intergenerational age problem too! Cherryblossom can help... preferably on Fridays and Saturdays.