subdued123
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Basically, here goes:
1. Form a team. This is important. Pick someone good. Don't pick someone shit. That is a bad game plan.
Exception: Your partner is really hot and you want to bed them. Then take them on regardless of ability. They will often be hopeless and their dependence on you will get you further with them than you ever thought possible. If they are smart as well, then tread carefully. I am on your team.
2. Get the problem question. Read it. Make a note of any interesting points. Make a note of any things you'd like to buy at the shops while you're at it, you're going to do it later, so why put it off?
3. Write submissions.
4. Borrow a book on how to write submissions
5. Write submissions
6. Hand in submissions
7. Moot. Stand up, introduce yourself
8. Get shouted at.
9. Say thankyou your honour and sit down. Wait for your turn to speak.
10. When it is your turn to speak, speak. Make sure you get all of the law correct, ensuring it is said in as persuasive a manner as possible. Don't be shit, you'll lose marks for it.
11. The judge will award the moot to you. Avoid the temptation to do a victory speech or fire a few rounds into the air.
12. Wait for your mooting partner to want to have sex with you because you are so awesome. (See step 1)
13. Wait till the judge has left the moot room before you get amorous; it is considered impolite to get undressed in front of the judge.
There, that's my guide. I followed it, and I got awesome.
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1. Form a team. This is important. Pick someone good. Don't pick someone shit. That is a bad game plan.
Exception: Your partner is really hot and you want to bed them. Then take them on regardless of ability. They will often be hopeless and their dependence on you will get you further with them than you ever thought possible. If they are smart as well, then tread carefully. I am on your team.
2. Get the problem question. Read it. Make a note of any interesting points. Make a note of any things you'd like to buy at the shops while you're at it, you're going to do it later, so why put it off?
3. Write submissions.
4. Borrow a book on how to write submissions
5. Write submissions
6. Hand in submissions
7. Moot. Stand up, introduce yourself
8. Get shouted at.
9. Say thankyou your honour and sit down. Wait for your turn to speak.
10. When it is your turn to speak, speak. Make sure you get all of the law correct, ensuring it is said in as persuasive a manner as possible. Don't be shit, you'll lose marks for it.
11. The judge will award the moot to you. Avoid the temptation to do a victory speech or fire a few rounds into the air.
12. Wait for your mooting partner to want to have sex with you because you are so awesome. (See step 1)
13. Wait till the judge has left the moot room before you get amorous; it is considered impolite to get undressed in front of the judge.
There, that's my guide. I followed it, and I got awesome.
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(maybe this should be posted in the 'what do you hate about law students' thread)