golfstick
balbrady's balbarer
my favourite, after Van Wilder, is the stoner commentator from dodgeball:
"leather and latex belong in the bedroom and not on the dodgeball court, cotton"
(it's going to be a 2 on 1, a manage a trois of pain).. "Usually you pay double for that kind of action, cotton"
"ouch town population you bro!"
(... and they will be forfeiting the match) "It's a bold strategy, cotton, lets see if it pays off for them"
"they must masturbate a lot, cotton"
"it's gotta be the haircut, feathered and lethal, you just don't see it nowadays"
"leather and latex belong in the bedroom and not on the dodgeball court, cotton"
(it's going to be a 2 on 1, a manage a trois of pain).. "Usually you pay double for that kind of action, cotton"
"ouch town population you bro!"
(... and they will be forfeiting the match) "It's a bold strategy, cotton, lets see if it pays off for them"
"they must masturbate a lot, cotton"
"it's gotta be the haircut, feathered and lethal, you just don't see it nowadays"