favourite quotes? (1 Viewer)

[jazzmuzik]

There are many many many great quotes out there...i'll start it off with a couple of my favourites...

"Sometimes there just aint enough rocks" ~Forrest Gump

"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes,
so that when you do criticise them, your a mile away, and you have their shoes"

"I have in my own way tried to be free.."

"love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra,
suddenly it flips over pinning you underneath...
at night the ice weasals come." ~ Matt Groening

and lots of other deep and meaningful ones...

 

[Davriel]

Yes...there are many...too many for me too list. However, here are some of my all time favorites.

"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." - Murphy's Law

"I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

"What's the number for 911?" - Homer Simpson

"You should never turn down the chance to have sex or be on television." Gore Vidal

"Jesus Saves." - Billboard on a highway

"Road toll this month: 38." - The next billboard

"An emotional man may have no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, either tucked away or forgotten." - Constance Rourke

"All my humor is based on destruction and self-despair." - Lenny Bruce

"The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel." - Horace Walpope

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal

"Ah, yes, divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams

"I think, therefore I'm single." - Lizz Winstead

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." - Elayne Boosler

"Express Lane. Eight beers or less." - Found above pub urinal

Also, for a bunch of sarcastic Zen... http://community.boredofstudies.org/111/hobbies-interests-social-activities/135244/zen-sarcasm.html

 

[Davriel]

"Eat one live toad for breakfast and that will be the worse thing that happens to you that day." - Dilbert (Comic Character)

"I have a new philosophy, I only dread one day at a time." - the hsc sucks (BoS member)

 

[zangetsu.xo]

"never make a guy a priority if he makes you an option."
- my friend shirley.

she's so wise.

 

[emiliieee]

" never go back out with ur ex coz remember the reason why he left u in the first place "
- my friend zoeeeeeeeeee

" i knew who i was this morning but i've changed a few times since then "
- alice in wonderland

" im pretty but im not beautiful, i sin but im not the devil, im good but im not an angel "
- marilyn monroe

 

[Gilbert1]

"A minute in the car is a hell of a walk"-My Grandpa

"The difference between a good and bad haircut is a few days"-Grandpa again

 

[mr EaZy]

"i want you to live as a gay woman"
"are you denying... reality?"

both from dr phil

heard them on a prank call usng a sound board

 

[BIGTYMA]

"remember when your not training someone else is and when you meet them they will beat you."

 

[BIGTYMA]

If You Do What You've Done You'll Get What You Got.

 

[phoebe15]

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
Author: George Carlin

I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.
-nora ephron

the pawn and the king go back in the same box after the game.
-chinese proverb

 

[lilkiwicutie89]

"never make a guy a priority if he makes you an option."
- my friend shirley.

she's so wise.

AGREED.. wisee...

" you are my only without, you by my side is like an angel without it's wings" - B2m ...


awww.. my all time favourite.. written everywhere.. well on bday cards.. etc

 

[Davriel]

Sorry about the delay in these quotes, but I had to search through my archives to find them (yes, I have an archive of trivial information, comes in very, very useful).

"I am the villian of the story" - Lex Luthor to Clark Kent (Smallville)

"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage." - H. L. Mencken

 

[Davriel]

Well, I've finally found a way to upload my collection of quotes (I'm not exactly a computer nerd, so it took a while to learn). Upload the zip file, download the PowerPoint Presentation and enjoy. It is the most recent version as of 9 April 2007.

 

[nichhhole]

'One must have chaos in oneself inorder to give birth to a dancing star'​

-Friedrich Nietzsche​

&...

'Heres to the crazy ones, the misfits, the round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of the rules and they have no respect for the status quo.
you can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or villify them.
about the only thing you cant do is ignore them.
Because they CHANGE things.
they push the human race FORWARD.
and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see GENIUS.
because the ones who are crazy enough to change the world, Are the ones that DO...'​

-Attributed to jack Keroac.. [but an adaption of a quote from On the Road...]​

 

[Legham]

"those who say nothing is impossible have obviously never tried to nail jelly to a tree. "
From phoebe15's sig Hahaha, thats gold.. i dont know why she didnt include it in her post..

And some random humorous quotes (dont know who from):
"I tried to get in touch with my inner child but he isn't allowed
to talk to strangers."
"I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by
itself."
"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any."

Oh, and every single Deep Thought by Jack Handy.. how could i almost forget! (google it if you haven't read it)

 

[Red-Ink-Frenzy]

"I'm not a fighter. I'm more of a bleeder. Really, the best I can hope for is to drown somebody in my own blood." ~Dylan Moran (aka Bernard Black)

"I can resist everything except temptation" ~Oscar Wilde

"Sorry I'm late. I got lost on the path of life." ~Kakashi Hatake (yes, he's from a cartoon)

"The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible." ~Oscar Wilde (again)

"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled..." ~That witty Captain Jack Sparrow

Yeah, I like Oscar Wilde. Yay for quotes!!

 

[Legham]

"...You are an idiot. Happy?" ~Myself

You can't have a favourite quote from yourself :/ Got ego?

 

[Red-Ink-Frenzy]

Yeah, I do have ego. Obviously. But these are actually things I've said, which my friends have quoted. So I do consider them quotes. Maybe it's against "Legham's rules in the world of quoting" but I really don't care, because I am quite happy in my own little world.

 

[747captain]

"Be not affraid of greatness. Some men are born great. Ohters achieve great things. And a few have greatness thrust upon them. You, my friend, are the later of the three."

"In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes!"

"Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent."

Quote for all you aeronautical engineers and ground technicians invloved int he aviation industry:
"The pressure on an aircraft at 35000ft is nothing compared to the pressure you feel on the ground to keep that plane up in the air."


Cheers everyone.

 

[ellen.louise]

"I'm sorry for speeding, officer. I was trying to crush a bug under the accelerator pedal."

and, of course...

"I want to do something good for humanity."
"How about steralization?"
-Clueless-