Favourite Students' Quotes (3 Viewers)

[dood09]

Post your favourite quotes said by someone in your class this year.

This happened in my English class last week:

(some student randomly mentions chicken salt)

(clueless Canadian teacher's like, 'What's chicken salt?')

(we all laugh, then try to describe chicken salt)

Student: Sir, what do you think the war in Iraq was about?

(we all laugh more)

(we get back to work)

lol at fucking terrible joke.

 

[Justina]

LOL Justina? I think I know you

hmm....'snaz' ey?
Sandra?

 

[Just.Snaz]

hmm....'snaz' ey?
Sandra?

yep

 

[Justina]

sweet =D

 

[tv.boy]

Year nine science class while in free period
GIRL:I dont believe in atheists.
Friend:Your God is atheist
GIRL:What?!...Oh wait..HEY!
best science class ever

 

[dood09]

Year nine science class while in free period
GIRL:I dont believe in atheists.
Friend:Your God is atheist
GIRL:What?!...Oh wait..HEY!
best science class ever

pretty shit imo

 

[tv.boy]

meh

 

[allyoop]

Hospitality class is the place to be.

Student A: Do anchovies swim in the sea?
Teach: What do you think?
Student A: Well I've never really seen a live anchovie..

Student A: What part of the chicken does the chicken breast come from?
Teach: *rolls eyes dramatically* This needs to go in the yearbook..

Student A: Where do chicken's eggs come from?
Teach: ...

These quotes were all said by the same student. Gotta love her.

 

[jazzbaby]

Friend: "hey if one pom pom is called a pom pom... are 2 pom pom's called POM POM POM POMS?"

bahahah. stupid thing ever.

bahah yesterday i was sending my friend some song via bluetooth in class.. she was preoccupied and she pressed what she thought was accept transfer but what she didnt realise was that she was in song menu so she pressed play. and the indian version of twinkl twinkle started playing REALLY REALLY loud and the teacher comes up to us and goes "girls please stop talking" ahahahah she thought we were singing that song ( becoz we are both indian) lmfao.

you just..
had to be there.

 

[Wassup?]

Friend: "hey if one pom pom is called a pom pom... are 2 pom pom's called POM POM POM POMS?"

bahahah. stupid thing ever.

bahah yesterday i was sending my friend some song via bluetooth in class.. she was preoccupied and she pressed what she thought was accept transfer but what she didnt realise was that she was in song menu so she pressed play. and the indian version of twinkl twinkle started playing REALLY REALLY loud and the teacher comes up to us and goes "girls please stop talking" ahahahah she thought we were singing that song ( becoz we are both indian) lmfao.

you just..
had to be there.

hahahahaha i just had a listen of that song on youtube. thats pretty funny.

 

[beccygoddess]

Yr 9 PDHPE, learning about STDs.
Student: Miss, can lesbians get AIDS off each other?
Teacher: No, I don't think they can, not thru sex
Student: OK
thinks
Student: Miss.... how do lesbians have sex?
Teacher: Ummmmmmmm. Moving right along

 

[AkaiHanabi]

In jap class last year (yr 11), after a trip to cambodia my friend asked "Cambodia's in Africa right?"

In year 10 pdhpe
teacher: so what's something you like to do?
student: uh... sleeping
teacher: well that's a bit boring. what if you have a girlfriend and then you ask "hey lets..." (does not finish sentence)

in english last year
Kelvin: you better not go into the shower tonight Tim, because I'll be there... waiting.

:rofl:

 

[zimmy808]

year 9 arguement between teacher and student over a maths equation. student is saying the teacher is wrong.

Student: "well if your so good at maths, wats the square root of a million, retard."
teacher: "1000"
Student: "wait... o shit"

that was legendary

 

[Isolated]

Ur All Lame!!!!!

 

[Applikation]

Student: Hey miss
Teacher: Yes?
Student: I got something to tell you
Teacher: What is it?
Student: YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH

 

[madsam]

"Isn't the holocaust a jewish celebration?"

 

[Jezzakar]

i would like to add to Lexxi's story about our Hitler confused friend. Today in drama she was discussing the Americanisation of Australia (our group project) with a substitute teacher who said "Who is that American on the poster who points and says "we want you" and wears a top hat?" (obviously referring to uncle sam. our Hitler friend then pipes up with "Hitler?"

 

[Lexii-]

No, it was more like she was proud of herself... "HITLER!!!! :-D"

 

[marcquelle]

heres a list

"Sir if the light switch is off is it really off?"
"is the usa in america?"
"was there every a war in germany?" (was asked by a girl to a german exchange student this)
"the earths so old why doesn't it get wrinkles?"
"can you get an itchy tongue?"
"sir where am i?"
"what are breadcrumbs made out of?"
"sir can you get a belly ache?"
"sir whats a hot flush?"
"oh geography is related to biography"
we were making up stupid why did the chicken cross the road jokes "why did it cross road?"
"is black really black or am i white?" -seriously (we were all like wtf are you talking about)
"how come boys don't have to have a cervical cancer vaccination"
"why do boys have testicles"
"sir if english is about books and crap why do we call it english?" - started a philosophical debate that lasted a week.
"what do the french call English, as in our english not their english, huh what was i asking again."

then there are more

these came from mainly one girl (some are from others but still)

I think i have won with

"is the USA in america?" question

 

[Sharkeh]

In Ancient History we were watching a re-enactment of the death of Ice Man

STUDENT: "So wait, they recorded him dying? Why didn't they help him!!!"